o19 | written/spoken/action; oh you speak to me in riddles

[haruno]

[ The journal has just been hit and falls open on the ground as the sounds of splashing and high-pitched childish laughter is recorded. It's hard to hear much outside of the splashing and sudden squeal as someone's gathered into very surprised arms. A few sudsy moments later, "someone" can be heard standing up out of water and sloshing it onto

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[haruno]

[ Sakura, who hasn't had a chance to do anything more than hold onto the squirming two year old who just teleported in to her bath-tub, thinks it should be obvious. The squirming, wiggling, squealing ball of energy that's a pink haired, naked, two year old winged boy in her arms seems to think it should be obvious too.

Considering the GRABBY HANDS he's making at Cupid.

She shoots Cupid a mute look of CAN'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, GOD? ]

[matchmaker]

[Sakura should know that this is a bad idea by now]

Oh hey, you got one too. He looks just like you.

[haruno]

[ Every time she has hope for him he DASHES IT BY BEING HIMSELF!

Sakura just... mentally boggles for a moment before shifting tiny bundle of joy (well, not really tiny, more small) to one hip, gesturing at one sweet little wing as it flutters before settling down against his back. Then she points at him, THOSE DIDN'T COME FROM HER THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Chubby hands reach up to pull at her wet hair, tugging as he giggles and pulls some of his own hair around. LOOK, PINK! *_* He then kind of drapes some of her hair over his nose before looking back at Cupid and making more urgent hand grabbing motions. ]

Paaaater!

[matchmaker]

[Right. Good point. He gets it now. Be right back, he'll be stealing a towel from the rack before he heads over to relieve her of her squirmy little pink-haired burden]

Why don't we give your mom a little break and get you dried off, huh?

[At least one of them didn't seem all that surprised or bothered by this whole situation]

[haruno]

Surprising!

[haruno]

I've got

[ a long pause lkasdjf ]

a teleporting toddler

[yamanaka]

Need some help, Forehead~?

[haruno]

you can't teleport so no

[yamanaka]

Teleport? Who'd you have a kid with?

filtah

[haruno]

apparently cupid considering oh the teleportation and the wings and not eating for days [ her hand gets a little more... well. firm. REALLY PUSHING THIS PEN INTO THE JOURNAL ] he just appeared but not thinking he just appeared

[honorinflames]

Having fun?

[/schadenfreude]

[haruno]

[ Jerkface 8| may your child be blessed with the sniffles ]

oh sure teleporting two year olds is my idea of a

[ WATER DROPLETS ON JOURNAL YAY have some water there Zuko ]

[honorinflames]

...Teleporting?

[geh. his journal. :\]

[haruno]

[ sharing is caring, right? ]

teleporting winged two year old

do you know what teleporting is

it is a nightmare to fight that is one thing it is even more of a nightmare to keep track of