Eight Fourth Song

[mysticalvender]

[Filtered to the Fang Gang and Scoobies, minus Wesley and Illyria]

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Hey cats and kittens, guess what? Wesley’s gone crazy again. Or...you know, he’s just trying to sleep with as many women as he can in a short space of time. Cordy, look out, you could be next. I don’t think it’s a loss, he’s only just got off

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[breakmychest]

...I'm no stranger to changing filters, but yeah, something's weird there. Spell or something, maybe?

forever

[mysticalvender]

It's possible, I mean, we've got a lot of magic users around here.

[breakmychest]

And the castle itself, like you said. Not that Illyria doesn't have her own special charms, and it's nice that he's not trying to kill her, but... something's off here.

Maybe you can make him sing or something.

[mysticalvender]

I'm pretty sure Bluebird's charms don't include the things Wes seems to think she's showing.

We'd have to catch him first.

Those Rockin' Peeps ]

[iamdamnloyal]

Uh-oh...

We should put a LoJack on that guy.

forever baby!

[mysticalvender]

Seriously. We can't leave him alone for five seconds.

[iamdamnloyal]

It's a shame really. I mean, he's supposed to be the smart one.

[mysticalvender]

The castle screws us all around, Honey.

That Filter

[mr_stealthypnts]

I'm just glad that whole "Xander Looking Like Cordy" thing was months ago.

forever and ever

[mysticalvender]

Shhh, Xan, you might get the castle to decide to do it to you again. Then you'd be in Awkward Central.

[mr_stealthypnts]

No, it would be at the corner of Awkward Central and Terrifying Avenue.

[mysticalvender]

And it'd probably answer questions you never really wanted to ask in the first place.

Lorne

[zone_of_truth]

Sure. Who would you like me to talk to?

Sweets

[mysticalvender]

I've got a buddy who's...uh...infatuated with a gal who's probably the opposite of healthy for him. He's never shown any interest in her before, and he's behaviour is about as normal as an opera singer doing heavy metal.

I don't think the castle's doing it, I thought maybe you could have a prod, see what your big ol brain can come up with.

Lorne

[zone_of_truth]

I'd be happy to give it a shot.

Sweets

[mysticalvender]

Thanks, Mi Amigo! His name's Wesley.

the cool kids filter

[letsbe_clear]

... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

forever

[mysticalvender]

Yeaaaaah, of all his creepy and kind of weird turns, I think this is the worst.

[letsbe_clear]

Is there any way to fix it?

[mysticalvender]

I'm gonna sic a shrink on him.