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[arakhnes]

[the journal flops open]

What, you don't keep your food in the closet? That's not a normal thing for you? Fuck me with a nailbat.

Dude, I keep clothes. In my closet. Like a normal person. That concept cannot be that foreign to you.

Those are there too. Keep 'em between stacks of Lunchables. Let me tell you, Jess, shit be delectable at a 3 AM jam

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...sorry lol

[daddyhost]

Woof!

fdsajksdl LMFAO

[arakhnes]

What.

.... Tamaki, is that you?

No, Tamaki. No.

<333

[daddyhost]

Woof! Woof! Woof!

<333333

[arakhnes]

Oh, you've got to be --

Down. Heel. No.

[daddyhost]

I would come to your heel at once, my princess. If only you would tell me where to find you?

[arakhnes]

That's so not happening.

[daddyhost]

...Why not?

[arakhnes]

Cause you're gonna call me princess and bark at me and stuff and I think Dave has enough things to call ironic as it is.

[daddyhost]

Not a single one of my words to you is said with a trace of irony, they all flow from my heart.

[arakhnes]

Yeah, unfortunately, I know.

[daddyhost]

So cruel, princess...