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[arakhnes]

[the journal flops open]

What, you don't keep your food in the closet? That's not a normal thing for you? Fuck me with a nailbat.

Dude, I keep clothes. In my closet. Like a normal person. That concept cannot be that foreign to you.

Those are there too. Keep 'em between stacks of Lunchables. Let me tell you, Jess, shit be delectable at a 3 AM jam

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[hardonic]

You seriously haven't noticed it yet? [NOT... GONNA... THINK ABOUT THIS TOO DEEPLY. NOOOPPPE]

[arakhnes]

What's there to notice? I so don't do that.

[ DOESN'T GET IT ]

[hardonic]

I thought it was just like, you know, an ironic nod towards the man, kind of a weird pseudo-feminist passive-aggressive fuck you towards the patriarchy. Nope, you're just insane.

[arakhnes]

[ MAKES A FACE AT ]

You're insane.

[arakhnes]

[ she hears that.... ]

Of course it's open.

[hardonic]

Egbert, you unironically think Matthew - wait, hold up -

[goes over to write it out so the journal can't specifically autocorrect:]

macconahay

Is a smooth motherfucker. Your opinion is invalid.

dictated;

[benevolentstar]

[So awkward. She's ashamed she actually listened to this before speaking up.]

Your journal is open.

[hardonic]

... Oh, motherfucker. We got company.

[benevolentstar]

I'm leaving I promise.

[hardonic]

Good. You didn't hear nothin'. [B(]

...sorry lol

[daddyhost]

Woof!

fdsajksdl LMFAO

[arakhnes]

What.

.... Tamaki, is that you?

No, Tamaki. No.

<333

[daddyhost]

Woof! Woof! Woof!

<333333

[arakhnes]

Oh, you've got to be --

Down. Heel. No.

dictated;

[fired_once]

I think I'm siding with Jess on this one.

Actually, on all of that.

dictated;

[arakhnes]

[ SHE IS THE WINNER ]

Yes!

dictated;

[fired_once]

I mean, Lunchables? In a closet?

I've never heard that one. And I went to college.

dictated;

[arakhnes]

Maybe it's like a... Southern thing...