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[agentkane]

[Dictated, by someone who is clearly super annoyed.]

Yeah, so hey, is there a reason that my shower seems to think acorns are a good substitute for water? Because I'd really like to finish the shower I started.

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[ dictated ] -- sorry, I had to. DX

[ares]

My shower's still working.

[Hint hint]

sdjalskdj I WAS EXPECTING IT

[agentkane]

Do I know you?

[ action ]

[ares]

No, but that's easily remedied.

[Shazam! Have one Greek god of war appearing wherever you are]

Ares, god of war. And you are?

always

[agentkane]

[Lana, wrapped in a towel in her room, does not handle this gracefully (the words "holy fucking shitballs" are used), and brandishes a gun.]

Lana Kane, you trespassing psycho.

[agentkane]

How is dozens of acorns raining down on you exfoliation?

[agentkane]

Um, no. It's more like just annoying.

[duchess_archer]

Maybe it's a hint, Lana. Maybe you should stop busting guys' nuts all the time.

[agentkane]

Maybe it's a hint that I should bust yours more.

[duchess_archer]

Lana. Jesus Christ. This is why we had a safeword.

[agentkane]

That you never managed to remember when I tried it.

[gottaknockhard]

Those probably hurt more than the candy corn.

[agentkane]

Candy corn?

[gottaknockhard]

That was the last thing that magically clogged the pipes. Always seems to happen while you're in the middle of a shower.

[agentkane]

That's... is this a normal thing?

[sexyhitchhiker]

'Cause we don't have enough acorns around here. [have one bored/sarcastic teenager]

[agentkane]

Um, it's not like I wanted them to rain down on me.

[sexyhitchhiker]

Maybe you pissed off some squirrels.

[agentkane]

Yeah, no, pretty sure I didn't do that. But thanks, you're being super helpful.