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[luthored]

[ a certain mrs. supervillain is catching the musical fever, enough that it actually draws her out of bed, her open journal nearby catching the song she suddenly starts singing while wandering through her house ]

♪ Got a secret, can you keep it

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[hisassociate]

Lana?

[Hai gurl! Layla was out for a job when you suddenly started singing and oh god why that song Lana why]

[luthored]

[ because it's clearly the best song ever. and she is just going to freeze when she hears her name, turning to stare. confused...pause. standing there in her jammies ]

...What?

[hisassociate]

Uh. You're kinda not properly dressed for this weather...and that song is a bad song for a reason.

IS SHE STILL IN THE WEDDING DRESS?

[luthored]

What?

[ welcome to the redundant city of redundancy that welcomes you [

Song?

[ looking down and...immediately crossing her arms over her chest. derp ]

I have no idea what just happened.

[averybusyman]

[a singing Lana wakes Lex up from his sleep. he turns around to find the other half of the bed empty. thinking that's a little odd, considering just how late it is - what the ffff, Lana - he gets up and strides out of the master bedroom in time to see his wife leave the house in her pajamas]

...

[so options. he could head back to bed or he could play the part of the concerned husband. no. scratch that. he'll play the part of the curious Luthor.

grabs his robe and heads out of the house.

by the time Lex gets to her, she's managed to scare the poor neighbor off. if Lana had a habit of sleepwalking back home, he certainly hadn't been aware of it.

catching hold of her elbow, Lex stops her from making a bigger fool of herself]

Lana.

[luthored]

[ aaaand suddenly having someone grabbing her might have made her scream if she wasn't so shocked that making sound was completely impossible. aaaand the urge to scream is there again once she realizes WHO is grabbing her.

she immediately yanks her arm free, looking beyond startled. too startled to get her act together that quickly ]

What... Lex?

[averybusyman]

[no, it's Pennywise, that evil clown]

Are you okay?

You were singing. [looks slightly amused] And dancing.

[luthored]

[ FACE...BEET RED. seriously ]

...I don't know what I was doing. It's like I was possessed or something.

[action]

[duchess_archer]

[Just wandering by at random and eying everyone who's bursting into song.]

Soo, I'm getting the vibe you've got a secret.

[action]

[luthored]

[ and FORTUNATELY that immediately makes her stop singing, just standing there and staring at him like he's possibly grown horns...or maybe she is. because she's turning as red as her jammies ]

[action]

[duchess_archer]

Your secret isn't that you're a singing robot, is it? Cause that's a future I want to live in.

Nice pajamas, by the way. It's a good look, I mean.

[action]

[luthored]

[ immediately hugs herself omfg ]

...I'm...going back to bed.

[ and she's turning around to stalk off ]

[jammin_with_ed]

[Rolls by, singing at the top of her lungs]

♪85 bottles of pop on the wall
85 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪84 bottles of pop on the waaall

♪84 bottles of pop on the wall
84 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪83 bottles of pop on the waaall

♪83 bottles of pop on the wall
83 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪82 bottles of pop on the waaall