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[ a certain mrs. supervillain is catching the musical fever, enough that it actually draws her out of bed, her open journal nearby catching the song she suddenly starts singing while wandering through her house ]
♪ Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead ♫
[ and that's all that's recorded in the journal, but the rest can be heard if you happen to be near her house in town, as she's walking outside in her pajamas, totally barefoot and continuing the song ]
[city filter]
♫ Why do you smile
Like you've been told a secret?
Now you're telling lies
'Cause you have sworn to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret
Why when we do our darkest deeds, do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living Hell
'Cause everybody tells
Everybody tells ♫
[ and she'll repeat the chorus from the beginning as she ditches her yard, occasionally stopping any random passerby she can find to sing to them ]
♬ Look into my eyes
Now you're getting sleepy
Are you hypnotized
By secrets that you're keeping?
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping
Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead ♪
[ and her poor neighbor is drawn into the fray now, as lana pulls her over, the other woman taking the role of 'allison' ]
Allison?
Yes, Catherine.
I have something I want to tell you, but you have to promise never to tell anyone
I promise
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life
[ and the neighbor is quick to run off after that, leaving lana to dance by herself. no doubt this looks completely absurd ]
♫ You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell...
Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead
Yes, two can keep a secret
If one of us is dead ♪
[ and she'll keep repeating the chorus until someone feels like stopping her ]
[ ooc; SOOOO OPEN it's not even funny, both in person or over the journal. If you respond over the journal, it'll be awhile before she responds, since she'll be singing in town for awhile. ]
♪ Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead ♫
[ and that's all that's recorded in the journal, but the rest can be heard if you happen to be near her house in town, as she's walking outside in her pajamas, totally barefoot and continuing the song ]
[city filter]
♫ Why do you smile
Like you've been told a secret?
Now you're telling lies
'Cause you have sworn to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret
Why when we do our darkest deeds, do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living Hell
'Cause everybody tells
Everybody tells ♫
[ and she'll repeat the chorus from the beginning as she ditches her yard, occasionally stopping any random passerby she can find to sing to them ]
♬ Look into my eyes
Now you're getting sleepy
Are you hypnotized
By secrets that you're keeping?
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping
Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead ♪
[ and her poor neighbor is drawn into the fray now, as lana pulls her over, the other woman taking the role of 'allison' ]
Allison?
Yes, Catherine.
I have something I want to tell you, but you have to promise never to tell anyone
I promise
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life
[ and the neighbor is quick to run off after that, leaving lana to dance by herself. no doubt this looks completely absurd ]
♫ You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell
You swore you'd never tell...
Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know
You won't tell what I said
'Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead
Yes, two can keep a secret
If one of us is dead ♪
[ and she'll keep repeating the chorus until someone feels like stopping her ]
[ ooc; SOOOO OPEN it's not even funny, both in person or over the journal. If you respond over the journal, it'll be awhile before she responds, since she'll be singing in town for awhile. ]