[03] ... but he thinks he'd blow our minds. [open]

[who_never_would]

[Sitting in the TARDIS, journal in his lap, feet propped up on the console.]

And, yeah, thanks everyone for your quick and prompt responses, I've taken a note of who wants to stay and who wants to go, and anyone who hasn't said anything is just going to have to deal. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, kindly take a look back and do

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[pulled_across]

I've got no idea. It's confused Gabi completely. You missed something about a hollow statue thing, too. Where've you been?

[who_never_would]

Oh, hallo, Rose!

I can only imagine.

I tend to stay out of the castle, try to observe it from the outside, as it were. The TARDIS is out in one of the gardens. I don't sleep much, so there's really no point to my room, and honestly, if everyone's going to be turning into cats, I'd really like to stay out of the way of that, as it were.

[dictated!]

[pulled_across]

So you'll just leave me stuck in this castle alone, then, eh? I've spent most of my time in th'library hoping the castle left some clues in the books. Missed out on some of the things that went through here.

How's she doing here?

[who_never_would]

Er.

I wasn't exactly thinking about it like that, I mean, the TARDIS is down in the garden, you could come see me any time you like?

Find anything, by the way?

[goodtodream]

I look forward to getting out of here.

The cats are people living in the castle? On second thought, perhaps I should have realized that when I saw one with horns and a wheel for hind legs.

[who_never_would]

Good to know. What's your name, sorry, might not have caught it.

And yes, the cats are people, in fact. I mean, arguable, you could say that all cats are people, and I've been places were the cats were people, little people with fur and fangs and all, retractable claws, all running a hospital! Grand, brilliant, well, until I found out they were growing human beings and infecting them with every disease known to glean a cure from said experiments, but y'know, put a stop to that and now we're all golden again.

Er...

Yes. The cats are some of the people in the castle. One of my selves has gotten himself catted, good for him.

[goodtodream]

My name is Marian. What is yours, if I may ask?

You somewhat lost me there. You've met people who were cats? And what do you mean by one of your selves? No offence meant, but you are a very confusing man.

[who_never_would]

I'm the Doctor.

Um... there are two others of me. We're from different points in time. One's younger, one's older. The one with blonde hair and a tendency to wear vegetables is the younger, he's my fifth regeneration. I'm the tenth, and the one with the bowtie is my Eleventh.

Confusing? Mm, I get that a bit, I do.

[onlyanapple]

Yeah, good luck with finding answers. That's always worked so well in the past.

As for the cat and Lois things? Welcome to Paradisa, that happens a lot.

[who_never_would]

Oh.

You again.

So helpful.

[onlyanapple]

It's what I do.

Still, I think I might tell you how I know you now. I'm bored and it might be somewhat entertaining.

[who_never_would]

If you like.

[As disinterested as he sounds, the Doctor always loves a good story. Go on, Crowley?]

[queendramabitch]

[she's actually amused, though it doesn't translate through handwriting, of course]

Everyone's become cats and Lois is possessed most likely because the castle's bored.

Mrs. Saxon

[who_never_would]

'allo, again.

The castle and I seem to be in a similar mood, it seems, though I don't go 'round transforming people into cats. [Not that he would if he even could. Honestly.]

Ten

[queendramabitch]

[Lucy isn't so certain about that; the Master would have, and she doesn't think the two of you are so very different from each other]

Maybe you could skip around, performing good works.

[who_never_would]

I am that.

I gave a kitty tuna tonight. Poor thing was covered in blue paint. And hungry.

Then I found a bat-person on a roof!

[Okay, he sounds a little too proud of himself, until a bit of cynicism breaks through into his tone.]

Let me tell you, I'm just rife with good works, sunshine and bubbles. I'm everybody's savior, come to rescue them all from the big bad castle.

Never mind the fact I don't have a blasted screwdriver and this place is completely backwards. [Is that... Is that frustration in his voice? Why yes, it might be.]

[payback]

The cat thing... kind of started with me. Ahah.

[who_never_would]

I'm sorry, but what?

[payback]

Has no one told you about temporary losses either?

[who_never_would]

Nope.

Been doing some reading, though.