[03] ... but he thinks he'd blow our minds. [open]

[who_never_would]

[Sitting in the TARDIS, journal in his lap, feet propped up on the console.]

And, yeah, thanks everyone for your quick and prompt responses, I've taken a note of who wants to stay and who wants to go, and anyone who hasn't said anything is just going to have to deal. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, kindly take a look back and do

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[onlyanapple]

Yeah, good luck with finding answers. That's always worked so well in the past.

As for the cat and Lois things? Welcome to Paradisa, that happens a lot.

[who_never_would]

Oh.

You again.

So helpful.

[onlyanapple]

It's what I do.

Still, I think I might tell you how I know you now. I'm bored and it might be somewhat entertaining.

[who_never_would]

If you like.

[As disinterested as he sounds, the Doctor always loves a good story. Go on, Crowley?]

Cockatoo Boy

[onlyanapple]

Oh, don't pout, it's unseemly.

[And yes, that is the filter you get, Ten. Forever and ever. At least he's being nice enough to filter it]

About two years or so back, I knew your Ninth. [An amused chuckle] And when I say 'knew' I mean in every sense of the word.

Anyway he left, because the castle seems to enjoy doing that to me, and I took to keeping an eye on the lot of you. Seen as you're good at getting yourselves into trouble and all.

Mr. Obnoxious

[who_never_would]

[Oh. Very good then. Yes, more sulking to commence now.]

[And some stunned silence.]

I don't recall, um.

[Some spluttering. Ten's a little more polite than his predecessor.]

Cockatoo Boy

[onlyanapple]

Well, you wouldn't remember it, because it happened here.

[Amused sound] Don't have a hearts attack, I'm not planning on jumping you. Just mocking you when the opportunity arises.

[And making sure you never get yourself killed, but he's not admitting to that]

Mr. INCREDIBLY Obnoxious

[who_never_would]

How much do you know about me?

Cockatoo Boy

[onlyanapple]

Enough to write a small novel.

Mr. I can't-believe-it's-so-Obnoxious!

[who_never_would]

Page one, then.

Still Cockatoo Boy

[onlyanapple]

Alright. You're the Doctor, the Tenth regeneration of yourself if we're talking about you personally.

You're a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, which met an unfortunate end, making you the last remaining Time Lord aside from the Master, who occasionally shows up to be a massive pain in the arse.

You travel around time and space in your TARDIS which I have a key for, by the way, having a tendency to get involved in life-and-death situations on a regular basis.

Oh and you have two hearts. Which is still really bloody weird.

Rawk! He's the Doctor! Rawk!

[who_never_would]

[And it's vaguely reassuring to not have to explain any of this to someone, for once, but the Doctor's not going to breathe a word of that.]

I gave you a key? [Slightly bewildered, half-wondering. He doesn't just give those out like candy, after all...]

It's actually pretty useful, the two hearts thing. Makes me harder to kill. Also, better metabolism. I don't eat or sleep too often, and that's convenient. More interesting things to do, really.

Who's a pretty boy, then?

[onlyanapple]

[Of course not, and Crowley doesn't expect him to]

Yes, you gave me a key. And no, I'm not giving it back. [It's all he has of Nine's after all]

Like getting yourself into stupid amounts of danger.

Pretty boy? D:

[who_never_would]

[Something clicks quietly in the back of the Doctor's head.]

Do you want to see her? The TARDIS, I mean.

Have a cracker

[onlyanapple]

[There's a very long moment of silence]

Ah. I haven't actually...gone back to her since...

...Well, there was an incident.

Hmm, might be stale in 5 days, sorry. D: D:

[who_never_would]

Well, do you want to?