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[So, there seems to be a cat outbreak. Zeke notices this, and Zeke is on the case!
He'll just be in the lobby, sitting in the most comfortable chair ever, wishing up a couple of things, and...
Oh, what's that in his hand? A laser pointer? WELL, DON'T MIND HIM, RESIDENTS ON THEIR KITTY LOSSES, THERE WILL JUST BE A RANDOM RED LIGHT RUNNING ALL AROUND THE FLOOR. IT IS BRIGHT AND SHINY AND EVER MOVING.
WHAT DO? GET IT GET IT.
Also, every once in a while, there will be a mysterious dried green substance sprinkled on random pieces of furniture in the lobby. And no, it's not weed. It's just a little CATNIP, is all.]
What was it that Bob Barker said about controlling the pet population again?
(ooc. OPEN OPEN OPEN. Just a little something for the kitty residents to do, I guess? Blackmail, here he comes. Feel free to kitty threadjack, if you want. Or just bug him on normal basis for general WTFery.)
He'll just be in the lobby, sitting in the most comfortable chair ever, wishing up a couple of things, and...
Oh, what's that in his hand? A laser pointer? WELL, DON'T MIND HIM, RESIDENTS ON THEIR KITTY LOSSES, THERE WILL JUST BE A RANDOM RED LIGHT RUNNING ALL AROUND THE FLOOR. IT IS BRIGHT AND SHINY AND EVER MOVING.
WHAT DO? GET IT GET IT.
Also, every once in a while, there will be a mysterious dried green substance sprinkled on random pieces of furniture in the lobby. And no, it's not weed. It's just a little CATNIP, is all.]
What was it that Bob Barker said about controlling the pet population again?
(ooc. OPEN OPEN OPEN. Just a little something for the kitty residents to do, I guess? Blackmail, here he comes. Feel free to kitty threadjack, if you want. Or just bug him on normal basis for general WTFery.)