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[So, there seems to be a cat outbreak. Zeke notices this, and Zeke is on the case

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[hard_talker]

[shuffles past, hands in his pockets, and --- oh man. he can't decide if this is AWESOME or EVIL or ... both. it'd be just plain awesome if one of his handful of friends wasn't kittified, but ... well. that calls morals into it. he'll settle for a middle ground]

Heh.

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[Just smirks...]

It was either this, or dumping sand all over the lobby floor.

[hard_talker]

[mumbles] I think that'd annoy everyone. Not just cats.

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Yeah, and I don't like being the annoying type.

[thisisprogress]

[Never mind him, he'll be just sitting here and staring at that red light while thinking of ways to make it into a mad scientist-esque invention somehow, don't mind him]

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[Blinking the light over toward that black cat, wiggling it just a little bit out of paws' reach...]

[thisisprogress]

[Involuntarily tries to reach for it.]

[WHY IS SO ATTENTION-GRABBING.]

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[BECAUSE IT IS SHINY. Oh, hello... zipping it underneath a table right about now!]

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[Whoa, what's with this guy? Get scratched by a cat already? Heh...]

You familiar with catnip?

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It's pretty much... something that sends cats into euphoria, just by coming in contact with it.

since they need a moment before things go to hell ;-;

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[ Surprise! There is now a pair of hands over Zeke's eyes. ]

Guess who!

/sobs forever 8(

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...one of Bob Barker's beauties sent here to remind me about the spaying and the neutering? [HERP A DERP.]

8((

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You are no longer allowed to come on down one the Price is Right. You have to get your own bad movies and memorabilia now.

/clings to

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[Chuckling...] Ah, and here I was, thinking you enjoyed my facetious nature.

[justmerlin]

[NO. He's not falling for this.

...His head is following the light, BUT HE'S NOT MOVING.]

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[Wiggle, wiggle! WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE! IT IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU.]

[justmerlin]

[He is onto you.

...Follows the light...

NO. SNAPS HIS HEAD UP. He will not be swayed by the shiny!

...Following the light again and... a paw reaches for it tentatively.]

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[He'll just... move it about... a foot away from you, brown kitty. Oh, dear. Looks like you have to go get it!]