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[blorks]

[Hi Paradisa. You have a top-heavy man sitting in your lobby, his hands held out in front of him as if he's driving a van.

That's because five seconds ago, he was. He looks a little confused at the sudden lack of his transport. I mean, it was bad enough Shatterstar broke the roof, but now it's gone all together. Vans aren't cheap, dude...This ain'

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forever! also 1/3

[blorks]

And here's me without a pen to write it down.

2/3

[blorks]

3/3

[blorks]

Disembodied Voice Of Jamie?

This would be a really crappy time to tell me I'm dead.

Just sayin'.

[onemanshort]

[she'll blink, coming down the stairs just in time to catch sight of his position. Aiya. He was a big one, wasn't he?]

You doin' alright there?

[blorks]

[Oh look, it's a random ladyperson. That's what he was expecting to see. Yup]

I will be when I find out what the hell happened to my van.

[onemanshort]

....I'm figurin' you weren't plannin' on drivin' it in the lobby so...

I'm gonna take a guess and say you ain't got a single clue where you're at.

[blorks]

Last I remember I was driving though a portal made by a crazy guy leaning out of a sunroof he just made himself.

So I'm guessing I'm in Disneyland.

dictated

[madetothwart]

Be thankful it isn't Detroit.

forever

[blorks]

Tell me about it. We coulda gone into hiding somewhere warm and sunny, but someone has a noir problem.

[madetothwart]

Detroit. Could you imagine?

[His tone is gentle disgust.]

[blorks]

Livin' there? Yeah, I can.