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[blorks]

[Hi Paradisa. You have a top-heavy man sitting in your lobby, his hands held out in front of him as if he's driving a van.

That's because five seconds ago, he was. He looks a little confused at the sudden lack of his transport. I mean, it was bad enough Shatterstar broke the roof, but now it's gone all together. Vans aren't cheap, dude...This ain'

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forever! also 1/3

[blorks]

And here's me without a pen to write it down.

2/3

[blorks]

3/3

[blorks]

Disembodied Voice Of Jamie?

This would be a really crappy time to tell me I'm dead.

Just sayin'.

[blorks]

Thanks, Boss, that was like a big hug with words.

Is this the part where you explain to me where I am and where the hell you've been? Because that's the million dollar question right now.

[blorks]

...I can feel the migraine comin' already.

[There's a long pause]

I'm in the room with the big staircase?

...Looks kinda swanky.

Way more than we can afford, swanky, too.

[blorks]

We're in a castle? Like... go away of I shall taunt you a second time, castle? Because I left my suit of armour at home.

...Sure lets go with that, I'll let you know if I see any bellboys runnin' around.

[blorks]

So it's like a holiday resort?

Do the children all love them so?

[blorks]

Sounds like pretty much every place we've ever been to.

[Look up and grins, because he was scared you were dead, man. And then where would everyone be? Doomed. That's where]

Looking a hell of a lot less dead than I thought you'd be, Madrox.

[blorks]

No scum on the walls? A guy could get used ta this.

Yeah? Did you spend the day watching Rictor and Shatterstar getting reacquainted against preacher-Dupe's house? My brain's scarred forever, man.