004- Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to use these icons. :|

[painhumbles]

[People imagine Heaven as a land of clouds and golden pathways and citadels and perhaps it is, but Heaven's a state of mind, a place woven by the people who end up there. For angels, it's usually the same, but for an angel who has abandoned Heaven, it could be anything they choose to remember it being. In this case, it's a snow-covered garden- The

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[bogusmagic]

[Yuki is finding herself near the fountain, still in her school uniform, and having to take a few moments to attempt to orient herself. Which... doesn't work so well, when dream data doesn't typically follow a set pattern of logic]

....

[painhumbles]

[Gabriel turns and while he probably should be weirded out by a human... Ish presence in the angels' part of Heaven, she's familiar. And this is totally not strange at all.]

Shouldn't this be the other way around? Dream-crashing's kind of an angel thing.

[bogusmagic]

This abnormal data transference is likely due to Cair Paradisa.

[then she pauses - wait, angel?]

... What?

[painhumbles]

[Gabriel looks around. What is she... Whatting at?]

...What... What?

[saikyou_saiaku]

[blinks, confused, noting how this place is strangely crowded. If she had any inkling it was supposed to be an impression of heaven, she'd laugh because she doesn't have a place in it, but for now, there is only befuddlement]

[painhumbles]

[Annnd... Gabriel doesn't know this person- in Heaven or from the castle- so he just crosses his arms over his chest and stares at her, quirking an eyebrow and half-smirking. Somehow he can't even manage to be irritated. Just amused. He's home.]

Did someone leave the back door open again?

[saikyou_saiaku]

[just smiles in a "I have completely no idea" sort of way]

Seems to be so, although I don't know where that door might be.

[painhumbles]

I hear the Twilight Zone has that effect on people.

[onlyanapple]

[Well, they're in The Garden, so it's only right Crowley should be here. Even if he's fairly sure Heaven closed those big pearly gates on him after that whole rebellion thing.

Oh well, best not question it. There's a snake watching you from the tree]

Imagine that I'm clapping really, really slowly right now.

[painhumbles]

Crowley, that's a really good look on you. You should make that permanent. Find a really nice hooker to ride around on- it'd be a good career move.

[Yes, that's Gabriel's version of a greeting. He is not surprised at all that there's... A demon in his version of Heaven. Whatever man, his Heaven's chill.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley much prefers Gabriel's chill Heaven to regular Heaven. Aziraphale can NEVER know this]

This is your twisted wet dream, you think up a nice hooker and I can make my career dreams come true.

[Hello to you, too]

[painhumbles]

I think the family'd have serious questions if I showed up to Christmas dinner with a hooker and a snake, although I guess if it's my dream... [Pause] ...Wait. So this is my dream, which is impossible, 'cause I don't dream, but let's put that aside for now.... Why're you gatecrashing?

/ACCEPT MY LATE TAGS 8|

[loisfuckinglane]

[From behind Gabe, suddenly]

Lucifer? Really?

... I figured he'd be taller.

NO NEVER. 8|

[painhumbles]

[HOLY WHAT THE FUCK- Oh it's you.]

You should see his other vessel. D'you mind? I'm having a moment.

YES FOREVER

[loisfuckinglane]

Actually, I do mind. I don't know how I got here, but I didn't plan on attending this particular garden party.

[painhumbles]

So you just took a wrong turn at the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge?