★ oo1st bowl of ramen

[foxwhiskers]

[ running water. shower water. ]

The heck? I don't remember gettin' back to Konoha! OR EVEN PLANNING TO TAKE A SHOWE--

[ interrupted when a door opens. ]

E- Eh? SAKURA-CHAN? WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROO--

[ and then the sounds of CRASHING as Naruto is tossed out the window that doesn't really exist in Sakura's bathroom. the shower continues

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WRITTEN FURIOUSLY;

[haruno]

[ BUT MAN AS MUCH AS IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU

SHE DID NOT NEED, WANT, OR CARE TO SEE THAT MUCH OF YOU NARUTO

EVER ]

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY SHOWER, YOU IDIOT?!

[ that idiot is underlined SO HARD ]

READ DRAMATICALLY;

[foxwhiskers]

[Yeah, he felt that journal hit his ass real hard. Sob, so violated whyyy. He'll be slowly getting that journal now. Reads. Sobs. And... how the heck will he respond?

So, he'll just be looking up now from where he fell because SAKURA'S THERE and not in this weird book.]

Sakura-chan.... you didn't have to... Man, that hurts!

WRITTEN BACK EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY;

[haruno]

YOU WERE NAKED IN MY SHOWER YOU PERVERT!!!

FLAILING FURIOUSLY;

[foxwhiskers]

I didn't know t'was your shower! We're jus' coming back to Konoha when I ended up there!

[save_the_souls]

[He was leaving the castle to head back to the city after picking up supplies...when he sees the naked ninja guy land in the courtyard]

E-EH?!

[foxwhiskers]

[Sooob what is his life. Brb trying to pick up himself now.]

Damn, that really hurt....

[save_the_souls]

[Makes a small yelp before he covers his eyes! ]

A-Are you all right?

[foxwhiskers]

[Still kinda dazed to be alarmed that someone else saw him. Then again, it seems like a guy, anyway, so.]

I'm fine... Jus' a bit-- damn, my head hurts! [He's just being whiny don't mind him.]

[yamanaka]

[.... she was just. walking. outside. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. when suddenly.

this. naked MONKEY. goes flying by in front of her.

if we count filler this is the second time she has seen his peen and IT IS NO MORE PLEASANT THAN LAST TIME. give her a moment, she is just staring in shock at him landing on the ground in front of her, twitching subtly]

[foxwhiskers]

[Shift. Shiiiift.

And as he did so, maybe you get to see more of that peen, Ino?]

Maaa... she didn't have to... [Grumble grumble.]

1/2

[yamanaka]

[...... ew. EW ALSKJALSKJASL she's clenching her fists ...]

Naruto ...

[yamanaka]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! [skdfjsdkf yeah she's pretty much just punting him back into the castle wall there]

[ascensional]

[ walking by when she...sees this. she has the decency to immediately look away and not stare like everyone else, though. her voice is soft, but there's definitely a dry note to it ]

How indecent. Please cover yourself.

[ holding out her lavender scarf/shawl thing, continuing to look away ]

[foxwhiskers]

[Still a bit dazed, but ahhhh a girl's voice. Shift shiift. Will be turning away now.]

S'not my fault Sakura-chan punched me through the window....

[ascensional]

[ shakes the shawl at him a little more when he doesn't take it. COVER YOURSELF. wait, why would a girl punch someone through the window? so many...violent women in this place ]

Perhaps she did not want to look at a naked man...

[ yeah, she said man! hey her husband was a year younger than you. apparently she's a cougar ]

[foxwhiskers]

[She should meet the other violent women back in his world.]

Guess so... but m'not that hideous to look at, anyway.

[Rawr! That's good to know.]

[alucloset]

[OH HEY A HUMAN FLYING BY.

wait, when did people learn to fly? Alucard lifts his head from inspecting the object he's holding in his hands to watch Naruto LAND.]

Aha, so they can't.

[foxwhiskers]

[Just have him splat on the ground with unnecessary butt exposure, k thanks!]

[alucloset]

[he's so tempted to shoot him in the ass.]

Is there some reason you're exposing yourself?

[foxwhiskers]

[Keywords relevant! Shifts a little now so he can get up.]

S'not my fault I ended up here without any damn clothes, y'know.