★ oo1st bowl of ramen

[foxwhiskers]

[ running water. shower water. ]

The heck? I don't remember gettin' back to Konoha! OR EVEN PLANNING TO TAKE A SHOWE--

[ interrupted when a door opens. ]

E- Eh? SAKURA-CHAN? WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROO--

[ and then the sounds of CRASHING as Naruto is tossed out the window that doesn't really exist in Sakura's bathroom. the shower continues

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WRITTEN FURIOUSLY;

[haruno]

[ BUT MAN AS MUCH AS IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU

SHE DID NOT NEED, WANT, OR CARE TO SEE THAT MUCH OF YOU NARUTO

EVER ]

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY SHOWER, YOU IDIOT?!

[ that idiot is underlined SO HARD ]

READ DRAMATICALLY;

[foxwhiskers]

[Yeah, he felt that journal hit his ass real hard. Sob, so violated whyyy. He'll be slowly getting that journal now. Reads. Sobs. And... how the heck will he respond?

So, he'll just be looking up now from where he fell because SAKURA'S THERE and not in this weird book.]

Sakura-chan.... you didn't have to... Man, that hurts!

WRITTEN BACK EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY;

[haruno]

YOU WERE NAKED IN MY SHOWER YOU PERVERT!!!

FLAILING FURIOUSLY;

[foxwhiskers]

I didn't know t'was your shower! We're jus' coming back to Konoha when I ended up there!

WRITTEN SLIGHTLY LESS FURIOUSLY;

[haruno]

THIS. IS. PARADISA!

BLINKING FURIOUSLY; 1/3

[foxwhiskers]

[foxwhiskers]

[foxwhiskers]

.............. Where the heck is that?

[haruno]

On a different world, in a different dimension, and it's where you're standing now!

1/2

[foxwhiskers]

[.......... wut]

[foxwhiskers]

Uh, Sakura-chan, what're ya talkin' about?

1/2

[haruno]

[haruno]

[ oh right. sorry, Naruto. ]

Think of this place as a village you can't choose to get to, but you end up in anyway.

[foxwhiskers]

How do we go back to Konoha, then?

[haruno]

We wait. In four years, no one has yet found a way to get back simply because we wish to.

Naruto, what was happening back home?

Do you need a robe or something?

[ hey, if he's looking, there's a familiar pink head of hair peering out her renovated bathroom wall. ]

1/3

[foxwhiskers]

WHAT? YOU SERIOUS, SAKURA-CHAN?