Fifty One

[why_born]

Hey everyone, I found Jonsey's favourite song in the whole world. If you want to make her happy, you should totally sing it to her whenever you can.

She really likes the chorus. Because she loves being called by that name.

[And then the little troll will play the chorus to this song. On loop. LOUDLY]

Comments

[gforgreat]

It sounds annoyin'.

[why_born]

Does it?

[gforgreat]

Uh, yeah?

[why_born]

I think you're missing the point, man.

[deadelfwalking]

[hissing.] Infernal device! Silence yourself, boy, unless you want someone to do the job for you.

[why_born]

...Wow, you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Just close your journal, dude.

[deadelfwalking]

This journal is my only means of information in this bloody world. Information that's rather difficult to gather with your noise in my ears. [which are quite sensitive and pointy ...]

[why_born]

Well, you can just deal with it.

[explorationist]

[She's going to kill him]

...SHUT THAT THING OFF!

[why_born]

[And thus revenge is served]

WHAT WAS THAT, JONESY? YOU WANT IT LOUDER? OKAY! [Cranks up the volume]

[explorationist]

[She's just going to pack up her journal and start rampaging towards his room now]

You. Are. Dead

[why_born]

[He's gone into hiding, he knows what's coming]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR FAVOURITE SONG!

[madetothwart]

[Oblivious to the trolling, he starts humming along.]

What a good choice of song, dear boy.

[why_born]

[Wooo someone who'll buy into this crap!]

I know, right? She LOVES it.

[madetothwart]

And why not? It's a nice song, if a little flashy.

[why_born]

You should sing it to her every chance you get, for real.

[skullish]

[ewww ...]

... couldn't you filter this to the friend you're obviously trying to annoy?

[why_born]

I could but then other people won't hear it and maybe decide to sing it to her, too. [You know, like Aziraphale]

[skullish]

But then you're annoying other people too.

Like me.

[why_born]

You can deal with it?