Fifty One

[why_born]

Hey everyone, I found Jonsey's favourite song in the whole world. If you want to make her happy, you should totally sing it to her whenever you can.

She really likes the chorus. Because she loves being called by that name.

[And then the little troll will play the chorus to this song. On loop. LOUDLY]

Comments

[madetothwart]

[Oblivious to the trolling, he starts humming along.]

What a good choice of song, dear boy.

[why_born]

[Wooo someone who'll buy into this crap!]

I know, right? She LOVES it.

[madetothwart]

And why not? It's a nice song, if a little flashy.

[why_born]

You should sing it to her every chance you get, for real.

[madetothwart]

Oh no... no, I'm not a singer.1

1. There had been this one incident involving too much grog and a Viking war chant, but that was better left forgotten.

[why_born]

Everyone can sing, even if it's not that great.

[madetothwart]

No, truthfully, I cannot.

[why_born]

I bet you're just saying that, besides, you won't have much choice when April Fools happens.

[madetothwart]

I beg your pardon?

[why_born]

People sing all the time on April Fools. They just burst into random song. It's pretty weird.

[madetothwart]

Well, I certainly shan't.

[why_born]

If the castle decides you gotta sing, you gotta sing. It's like the kissing thing at Christmas.

[madetothwart]

. . .

. . .

. . .

Kissing?

[why_born]

Uh huh. Every Christmas the decorations make people kiss. You can't escape either, I tried that and I still got caught.

[madetothwart]

[There's some horrified spluttering, and then a rather agitated denial.]

Well... that's a little...

[why_born]

Creepy? Horrible? Unendingly terrifying?