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[paradisamods]

[SPIDERS* POST]

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THE QUEEN'S SPEECH; 1/2

[toscribble]

[She folds her hands in her lap neatly as she seems to relax in her throne. She's smiling brightly, looking over the crowd as if evaluating them.]

Good evening, Travelers. I'm so happy you've come to see me!

[She giggles childishly, swinging her legs back and forth]

I'm sure you've heard about the monsters that threaten to disturb the peace that we have tried to hard to uphold for the last hundred years. I cannot express my gratitude enough, for all the trouble you must have gone through to get here. I am sure you have many questions about what we will face together, and perhaps about this world. I will be happy to answer all of these questions for you, to the best of my ability. This world holds enough wonder to last any good explorer a millennium.

For tonight, however, I would like to host a celebration, in honor of our new-found camaraderie.

[She moves to stand, from the throne.]

I have prepared a feast for you all tonight, if you would be so kind as to accept my hospitality.

[apologeticangel]

[:((((((((( knows what you are insinuating]

Then we'll stay here until everyone gets out.

[givingchase]

[nod] Right.

[regulare]

I knew this would happen, but did anyone listen? Nooo. [ battle stance get ]

[wishmadeinfire]

Chide us later, please. Wouldn't want your tongue getting cut out.

[variare]

Hey I said it was a trap before you did!

...Nevermind, bad time. Just back up and don't take your eyes off anywhere, damnit.

[just_the_cat]

Those of us with sense knew this would happen.

[respecto_wiggle]

[he steps back automatically, but he doesn't look scared. Just...resigned]

I was afraid the negotiations would go nowhere, but I was somewhat hoping it wouldn't be so obvious, so soon.

[payback]

I know what you mean!

[respecto_wiggle]

That's the way it goes, though. Misunderstandings and hidden intentions. It's hardly surprising it took this route.

[payback]

We gave them a chance. That's the best we could do.

[brbfisting]

[ and he immediately jumps back and his eyes widen. where the hell is joy? you are so getting your legs torn off ]

We have to move, now!

[brbfisting]

[ he makes a face at tim but moves towards him and back to where they entered from.

he fucked up. he was gullible enough to believe a spider and just threw all these people in danger. fuck. ]

[batfail]

[WORST MONTH EVER. Pulling out sum batarangs now and moooving.]

Everyone, back!