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[bluespells]

Note to self: getting lost in the maze twice in one year is incredibly lame. Especially when there's a fight going on and people could've used the help.

...anybody know how to get peanut butter off of Kevlar?

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[lilblackdevil]

You mean stains, right? [actual peanut butter...should be easy enough to get off]

[bluespells]

I wiped it all off and now there's a big greasy spot. And it smells.

[lilblackdevil]

Ugh, I hate it when that happens.

Tried washing powder?

[bluespells]

Not yet. So far I've tried... magic, and that hasn't worked. Not usually a good sign.

[everborrowing]

You got lost in a maze, too? I just had that happen to me. I didn't think I'd get lost, since I was mapping things as I went - or, at least, I was trying to map things and I'm usually pretty good at that - but I ended up losing the map or there was this one point where I found the most interesting creature but I didn't think it would really be good if it spotted me so I had to just stop off and move on, only then I couldn't find the map again and I had to start all over.

[wait a minute] You have butter on your what now? And it has peanuts in it??? [curious kender is curious]

[bluespells]

[Tries to follow this story while scrubbing his uniform, fails.] Peanut butter. It's not really butter.

[everborrowing]

[it's okay. Sometimes it really is better to just smile and nod] So it's not butter, but it's called butter? Isn't that a little bit confusing?

[bluespells]

...No?

[alucloset]

Let's see... [there's a pause as he tries to- what, remember?]

I recall that some shampoo is really best, and to get rid of the floral smell after that, use some vodka and vinegar mixed together.

[bluespells]

Vodka and vinegar? How does that even help?

[alucloset]

Damned if I know, but it does.

[bluespells]

Huh.

Thanks.

[recordhistory]

The Insolitus? How long were you stuck in there?

[bluespells]

About a week, this time.

[recordhistory]

You didn't run into anything somewhere around there?

[bluespells]

--No? Should I have?

[knightprodigy]

Good ol' fashioned elbow grease. Believe me, I've tried everything.

[bluespells]

[groan]

Never taking lunch on patrol again.

[knightprodigy]

Never. Just take it in a flask next time.

[bluespells]

I'd probably wind up with third degree burns, knowing me.

[There's a reason he's the staff chick.]