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[bluespells]

Note to self: getting lost in the maze twice in one year is incredibly lame. Especially when there's a fight going on and people could've used the help.

...anybody know how to get peanut butter off of Kevlar?

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[alucloset]

Let's see... [there's a pause as he tries to- what, remember?]

I recall that some shampoo is really best, and to get rid of the floral smell after that, use some vodka and vinegar mixed together.

[bluespells]

Vodka and vinegar? How does that even help?

[alucloset]

Damned if I know, but it does.

[bluespells]

Huh.

Thanks.

[alucloset]

Mmm.

How did you manage to get stains on your vest anyway? [or, he assumes it's a vest...]

[bluespells]

[Sure, he'll go with vest.] I was eating and patrolling at the same time, and I'm not the most coordinated guy ever...

[alucloset]

[he snorts.] That's a new level of uncoordinated, I must admit.

[bluespells]

I'm good at what I do?

[alucloset]

I wasn't aware spilling food on your uniform was considered a positive.

[bluespells]

If you're going to be clumsy, at least go all the way.

[alucloset]

I'm not sure that's the right attitude to take in this case.

[bluespells]

Probably not.

[alucloset]

... Eh. As long as the job gets done, yes?

[bluespells]

The... being clumsy job?

[alucloset]

No. The other job.

[bluespells]

[Confused. Pretending not to be.] Right.