Page 51; The Eighth Fonon is Alcohol

[chosenfake]

Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. PAY ATTENTION. I have a really big announcement to make.

IS EVERYONE LISTENING?

[a pause]

Okay, good.

... What was I talking about?

-- Oh yeah! So, I have some big news.

MY GIRLFRIEND'S MELONS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS.

Let's look at the reasons why.

One. She's really, really fit. 'Cause she's a soldier. Or she was

Comments

?? dunno

[compete]

[compete]

What?

done..

[compete]

WHAT--!?

I AM SO SORRY

[chosenfake]

... Oh, hi, Chie.

I know you're sort of flat, but don't be mad at Tear, okay?

[clarklike]

Ah... Luke?

[chosenfake]

[LMFAO]

What? Here to contest the fact? Because I bet you can't.

[clarklike]

I think you should take it easy. Somehow I don't think your girlfriend will appreciate this kind of... attention.

[chosenfake]

But I love herrrrr.

[luckyvalentine]

[drunk!Faye is squinting at the journal]

Wait. Wait.

Waaaait.

....

Better than my girlfriend's, or better than mine?

[chosenfake]

... Both!

[luckyvalentine]

I sinceeeerely doubt that.

[chosenfake]

Nuh uh. Tear's are the best!

[mysticalvender]

...Wow.

Do you want to get me a shovel to help you out or are you good with digging your own grave on your own?

[chosenfake]

Huh? I'm not digging any graves.

[mysticalvender]

Yeah. Sure you aren't.

[chosenfake]

Man, this juice is really good. I can't stop drinking it...

[mmm_paradise]

[laughing. a little helplessly.]

Accolades, sir, I will keep a record of this for my permanent records. Just so neither of us forget.

[chosenfake]

Oh hi, Joshua.

... What's an accolade? Is it like a juice?

[mmm_paradise]

No. Nnnonono. That's Kool-Aid. It's terrible for you. It tastes awesome.

[chosenfake]

Kool-Aid? Maybe I should ask for some. Though what I'm drinking now tastes pretty awesome. It's not like what I have in the Deathmatch at all. Alcohol isn't that great, you know? It gives me a headache.