mambo no. 16

[fondler]

[ dictated ]Social experiment time

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Try to come up with something as good as mobile phone ringtones.

Why the redheads?

[fondler]

Huh? What's so good about ringtones?

Because! [ hic ] Redheads are hot and we should stick together. ♥

[onlyanapple]

They're pretty high on the human misery stakes.

Oh. Of course. How silly of me. I know a redhead. Back home.

...You probably wouldn't like her.

[fondler]

Human misery...?

I don't get it. Ringtones cause misery?

Ehhh?? Why do you say that? Is she a tomboy?

[need_to_rule_it]

Hey!
Can we volunteer people who are hot redheads?

[slurping on his so-called coffee]

[fondler]

Sure! In the interest of getting more info~.

[need_to_rule_it]

The hottest redhead I know, right now, is this one girl.

Willow.

That's her name.

[drunk Billy is drunk]

[fondler]

Willowwww.

Pretty name! Isn't it like a tree or something?

[ chizuru is on her way there :3 ]

[expandhorizonts]

Creepy girly-boy. [pause] That sounds like Josh. Yeah, that's definitely him. And he's a liar, right. But you know what? He enjoys it when people tell him. So don't. He's probably giggling somewhere already. God, I hate it when he does that. [Blaming it on the can of Coke from half an hour ago.]

[fondler]

Josh, huh? Thanks for telling me!

Ugh, I guess this means you have [ hic! ] experience with him?

[expandhorizonts]

Experience? I guess so. Yeah. I spent a whole week with him. A. Whole. Week. We couldn't move from each other. At all. And then, here. Damn castle locked us in a room. For another week. You don't want to talk to him when he's bored. Seriously. No.

[fondler]

Sounds like toooorture. How'd you survive?!