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[paracelsus_ftw]

OK, people, you have two days - count'em, two - to hand yer votes in, so… do it. NOW.

WARDEN ELECTIONS

Poll Waaaaaaarden Poooooooooooooolls

Mighty fine, got me the keys, the one shirt without the blood and the gore… I… uch… got me some daisies… kinda nicked'em off the public park fence, yenno, the one with the -

Hey. Uch.

Can… can one of you dames… yenno, I never was much

Comments

[toonurturing]

Wah-

Uncle Paulie, you look so spiffy!

[paracelsus_ftw]

Ye think so?

Hair ain't too... openly gay? Cause we're going for causal gay here, maybe a bit o' classic, yenno?

[toonurturing]

Classic! Definitely classic!

... Let me iron the clothes, though.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Christ, does that guy's spleen still show on the collar?

Fuck me, and I tried the new bleach...

[by_tea]

Paauuuuuulie~!

[paracelsus_ftw]

Hey - hey. It's Mister Paracelsus today. I gotta set an example here.

[by_tea]

Mister Paracelsus, Lenny likes your cheekbones when Lenny can see them. Good example.

Needs good cologne, though.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Ye'd see more o'them if your head weren't always down -

'nyway.

Cologne, huh?

[mechanicalmice]

We~ll...

The big end goes around the little end and you wrap it twice then you make a loop around the little end and pull the big end through the loop again and then you pinch it juuuuust right and pull!

[paracelsus_ftw]

So... like sex, right?

[mechanicalmice]

Well--Like--

It's cleaner and you don't need protection!

[paracelsus_ftw]

But the hole and the throwin' and the twistin' and the happy end and shit.

[virginia_lupus]

Says please, darling, and it would be my pleasure.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Oh, spare me, you'd pay to, you prolly haven't touched a bod this fine since Boss summonned that ---

Fine.

Please.

[virginia_lupus]

Paulie dear, that sounds so lovely coming from you. Now just stand still. Tsk, really, control that body.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Gaaaaaaaah, stop yappin' - what, you dunno what a new body's like? I'm happy shit's moving right, so soon. Hell, weasel for a couple o'weeks, I'm happy I can still work thumbs.

[light_lost]

Ok, you look so very attractive. I'm sure all the ladies who see you today just won't be able to say no to your charms.

Do you still need someone to help you with your tie?

[paracelsus_ftw]

You think so?

Hey, stooge - say... I mean... suppose I were yer Pa. Just... imagine for a bit, right? You'd be... you'd be happy with a dad like me, right? Proud, right? Good body, this, right? All yer school mates would be twirlin' their piggy tails when I came by and... right...?

[light_lost]

I do.

If you were my father I would be very proud to have you as him; no matter what your form.

As for the little girls; I'm sure they'll all be jealous.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Well, uch... that's... that's mighty nice o' ye, stooge.

Think she'll like my flowers? Them ain't quite first class, but ah... figured... yenno, when they's young, can't tell, right?