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[paracelsus_ftw]

OK, people, you have two days - count'em, two - to hand yer votes in, so… do it. NOW.

WARDEN ELECTIONS

Poll Waaaaaaarden Poooooooooooooolls

Mighty fine, got me the keys, the one shirt without the blood and the gore… I… uch… got me some daisies… kinda nicked'em off the public park fence, yenno, the one with the -

Hey. Uch.

Can… can one of you dames… yenno, I never was much

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[toonurturing]

Wah-

Uncle Paulie, you look so spiffy!

[paracelsus_ftw]

Ye think so?

Hair ain't too... openly gay? Cause we're going for causal gay here, maybe a bit o' classic, yenno?

[toonurturing]

Classic! Definitely classic!

... Let me iron the clothes, though.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Christ, does that guy's spleen still show on the collar?

Fuck me, and I tried the new bleach...

[toonurturing]

I'll use bleach.

... Uncle Paulie has a kid?

[paracelsus_ftw]

What, you got a problem with that?

[toonurturing]

N- No!

[paracelsus_ftw]

Yeah, I got me a kid. Turnin' six.

No, you can't have the name, you bloody pedo.

[toonurturing]

I'm not.

I just didn't know any lady could put up with Paulie.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Yeah, yeah. We got d'vorced back when this hairstyle was still the groove.

She ran off with the postman. Women

[toonurturing]

... Oh.

I'm sorry, Uncle Paulie.