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[paracelsus_ftw]

Awwwww, c'mon Boss, do I hafta?!

I mean, Jesus, job ain't what it used ta be, yenno? Schmucks, I'm tellin' ye, if ye getting hooked with some capitalist lord o' wonders? Damn well be makin' sure to fucking ogle that small print, cause otherwise?

Yeah.

IS THIS FUCKIN' FIERCE ENOUGH?!

Aw, Boss, did I gotta get the emblem too? Jeez, not the

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[mechanicalmice]

He asked Mousey to fill Paulie up with a full tank of gas!

[paracelsus_ftw]

Hate to say it, sweet-cheeks, but you touch my tubes again? Gas gets nasty.

[mechanicalmice]

But it's super premium unleaded from the X9-SLR Quadrant of the Herocunium Galaxy...!

[by_tea]

Vroom, vroom~! Shift into second~

[ooc: Paulieeeeeee. ;_;]

[paracelsus_ftw]

Don't. Touch. A guv's. Stick.

[ooc: d'awwwwwww.]

[by_tea]

Paulie likes it~

[ooc: ♥!]

[freakyfanboy]

"Gettin' outta this joint"...

You're...leaving?

[paracelsus_ftw]

I got me wheels, dum-dum, what the fuck do ye think I'ma do with'em?

[freakyfanboy]

You can actually drive out of here? Boats and aircraft don't work, last I heard.

[toonurturing]

... Watch my rose beds, Paulie?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Oh - ye mean the shit I just trampled over?

Sorry.

[toonurturing]

... Paulie.

[paracelsus_ftw]

What.

[sohappyforyou]

A car?

[ooc: I'll miss the weasel! ;_;]

[paracelsus_ftw]

Naw, ma'am - the car.

[ooc: tee hee ~ ! He had a nice run!]

[sohappyforyou]

Excuse me. The car.

What's your gas to mileage rate?

[paracelsus_ftw]

You playin' smart ass with me? Wanna... ride the car, huh?