Today is very important and special for two reasons ( Read more... )

Are the stars out tonight?
I don’t know if it’s cloudy or bright
’cause I only have eyes for you, dear
The moon may be high
But I can’t see a thing in the sky
’cause I only have eyes for you
-Frank Sinatra

This was a pretty kick-ass weekend. On Friday night I went to The Iron Horse with my Jakeypoo, Maxum, and Retardo. There we partook in some amazingly wonderful yet undescribable ska-rap-jazz-funk bands. It rocked, in a sense. Quality stuff. Saturday my Leah (Retardo #2 - El Drunko) turned 21! Now she can be drunk for real. YES! She bought ( Read more... )

"Mommy and Daddy are always paying the bill for everything. Did you ever drive by a highschool and check out what kind of cars kids are driving? Just like the fall of the Roman Empire, it's going to happen to this country, I swear." -Customer from work ( Read more... )

I look like a boy. That's right, I look like a boy. I went to get my haircut earlier, and I was a little nervous, but I never expected what I got. This bitch hacked my hair. The back of my head looked like it had gotten in a fight with a weed-wacker and lost miserably. So I start crying, and crying, and crying, and my crazy Mom goes and yells ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||| 16% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66% Empathy |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70% Artistic |||| 16% Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76% Hedonism ||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

A few relatively large aspects of my life may be changing rather soon. The biggest and bestest one is my job status: Leah's Mom might be hooking me up with a job-eroo at Wal*Mart in the photo lab. I can develop pictures for 32 hrs. a week making about $8/hr no problem. There are two possible problems with this: #1 passing the drug test and #2 ( Read more... )

I HAVE DANCING STARS!!! LOOK AT THEM BOUNCE!!! THEY'RE ADORABLE!!! I was kinda sad because my Dad is leaving today... actually I was very sad... but then I found these little dancing stars and they changed my mood completely! Look at them go! They're so happy! Well, on this entry there's only one, but if you scroll down there are multiple ( Read more... )

My Dad came home yesterday. His stay won't be long, only until Monday morning when he's plane will set off into the rising sun. Oh well. The party last night was great, though. Everybody who was anybody was there... what does that say about you?? It was good to see mi padre. He got really drunk, as expected, and was really funny and in a ( Read more... )

I didn't have to work yesterday. It was a really good day, for the most part. I played cupid for a while, forcing Mike and Leah together whether they liked it or not, and saw my Poopie (Jake) on like 4 different occasions. I also got mad at him for nothing, but made up for it with a Love Cake, and I still owe him millions of cookies. What can I ( Read more... )