Dumbass quote: "It's the Darth Vader of cell phones, and I'm having sex with it right now." -Mike ( Read more... )

Okay, so it hasn't exactly been a million years, but who's counting anyway? I've decided that it's time to update everybody on how life is going... that is, if anybody even cares anymore. I believe I left off with the new car and the new job. Well, both still exist. The job basically pays to run the car. Both are still lovely, though. I work ( Read more... )

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I'm kinda sad today. I'm not exactly sure what the problem is, but it all started when I was watching Laguna Beach. (yea, it was confusing me that it was on, too) They're all like going to prom and doing random high school stuff that I never really did. I don't regret skipping out on my senior prom, because at the time I wouldn't have had a ( Read more... )

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Yea, not much is new. Not much has gone on. More partying in the woods, but I feel that my friends unit is breaking in half. The girls are going one way while the guys are going another. It's kind of sad, and I don't know what's gonna happen this summer. I'm somewhere in the middle. I finally met Chris' girlfriend Carla, who seems really nice ( Read more... )

Well, Summer '05 is here (maybe not officially but at least there's no more school) and the parties have started. So far we have one highlight: Joe stripped down and swung himself into a below zero river polluted with gallons of toxins, woo hoo! Anyway, it was great to see everybody after such a long semester. And big thumbs up for Star Wars Ep ( Read more... )

My cat is walking all over me. It's like she knows I just got ready and can't get her hair all over me. Anyway, I started work at Wal*Mart a couple days ago. Five hours of computer based learning (CBL) can really drive a person crazy. Developing pictures seems pretty easy so far, and anything that gets me out of Randall's can't be that bad. ( Read more... )

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover


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Well I just took my last final for this semester. This marks the end of year one of my college career. I don't feel any smarter... is that because I'm a liberal arts major and we're actually majoring in nothing? Who knows. Here's a list of what I have learned ( Read more... )