EW!!!@##! natalie and i saw a rat today. well, mouse. in her garage. it was so grose and it was funny though cos natalie was really scared. and she was like "could it have jumped into the car?"

of you arent my friends anymore. i hope you marry a hamaphrodite ( Read more... )

I thaught my dog how to count. which makes her smarter than a lot of you. i smell like wheat thins.

i skipped 3rd block again. i couldnt stop crying so i didnt want to go into class and make a scene. so i talked to darya and then this kid randomly was being nice to me in the hall. btu it was a corny nice and i was laughing but it sounded liek a really annoying cry ( Read more... )

MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED AND IM GONNA BE POSSESED. i thought it was funny, cos my doors usta rattle and my garage door opend on its own all the time. so i would joke and say its haunted ( Read more... )

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cute cute

i dont have pictures. cos my camera is lameo right now. but its really short!!!

carly and i walked to vickies today.

Lauren was supposed to come,

but she said she couldnt get home.

so we couldnt have pizza and watch movies with vickie.

vickie and i did homework together.

VICKIE CAN WALK NOW!

YEAH! SHE EVEN DID A LITTLE DANCE!!! it kinda looked like this!:


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I keep getting really sick in the morning.
and i keep wanting to eat all the time.
then, i keep being really emotional.

i think im pregnat. even though i havent had sex with anyone. Maybe im going to give birth to christ. althouhg christ already came.

The anti christ! im giving birth to armagedon.

i saw i <3 huckabes. it was the greatest ( Read more... )

I'm thinking you should all consider burning in hell. Take some time right now to consider ( Read more... )