My previous entry did not metion that I am John's father, again thank you all so much.

I want to express my deepest thanks for all who came to my sons funeral, you have made a terrible time more bearable.

It's funny how in the end no one gives a fuck.
Kiss my ass.
Yes, this is my epitaph.

Everything sucks ass. I hate where I'm at and I feel so fucking lonely without Lili around. School just started, yet another reminder of how I'm a failure. I hardly sleep, I never sleep well, I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in like a week so I don't know if she's still my girlfriend, I've been partying every fucking night and doing incredibly ( Read more... )

Yesterday I ate a half ounce of pot. I don't think I've ever felt so confused in my life. Everything I do or say feels so slow and sluggish, and I've had to question some of my basic assumptions about reality. For instance, I had always believed that the world made at least a little bit of no sense, but now I'm sure it doesn't ( Read more... )

I just had a badass idea. They should make a nationwide network of gas pipelines, or buy a gajillion oil tankers or something, and then gas retailers could put up prices on ebay and we could bid for gallons, so in essence we could start a nationwide bidding war that would bring gas prices crumbling to their knees. Then I could afford to go places, ( Read more... )

prostitute ( Read more... )

Advancement characterized by the compounding of compunds and their subsequent absorption into the bloodstream...the word bloodstream gave it away right ( Read more... )

GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

First we were having a party, and then we weren't, and now we sort of are again.

FRIDAY THE SEMESTER IS OVER FOR FUCKING GOOD.

FRIDAY MY TEENAGE YEARS ARE OVER FOR FUCKING GOOD.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

SO ALL YOU ASSHOLES COME OVER FRIDAY NIGHT OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

WE SHOULD HAVE SOME PARTY FAVORS, BUT AS ALWAYS, AND SINCE IT'S MY B-DAY ( Read more... )

I mentioned to someone the other day that I rarely post about things which are actually happening to avoid drama, and that I seem depressed if you don't know me because I'm only motivated to write when I'm depressed. But whatever, I think I'll throw some truth into the mix here, leaving out the sexually explicit parts, of course ( Read more... )