quick and dirty meme

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Stolen from princess_aleera, who has the best ideas. <3

Prompt me a character(or pairing) and an AU setting, and I'll give you three sentences or more :D.

Pretty sure you all know my fandoms by now. XDD If I can't write something I'll just ask you for another prompt. Go, go, go!

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(omg ilu. XDD I imagine Cas's role in this is half Alfred, half Pepper Pots? And Sam is off doing Batman Begins-style ninja training? IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD. XD

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\o/ SUCCESS. XDDD

I THINK I READ AN AU LIKE THAT ONCE. I'll never be able to find it now, but it DOES exist.

Sam is so much more hardcore than Dean, lol.

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(Hi, I'm here, I love you!!! <333)

He comes in every morning, orders black coffee, and sits by the window reading the paper. Miles thinks he's hot, of course. He also thinks it's cute that he reads an actual newspaper, sitting there in a business suit without a care in the world, while the other patrons click away at their laptops and tablets.

One day he stays later than usual, after the breakfast rush is over. It's a small shop and Miles knows the few regulars don't need him at this particular moment, so he wipes down the counter and does some menial things until Tall Dark and Handsome gets up from his seat. He tucks his paper under his arm, and Miles thinks he's about to leave.

Then he approaches the counter with a soft smile, and Miles forgets all the super smooth things he was thinking of to say to him. "Do, uh...Can I get you something?"

The smile turns into a little smirk, and Miles does not blush. "A blueberry scone, and your phone number

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(Sorry if this is really vague, lol, I had to squish my brain for this one

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Thank you! <3

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Miles/Sawyer, book shop AU :)

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Inventory sucks, it's official. Miles offered to help out because he's an awesome friend, and Jim runs his little bookshop on his own with no other employees.

"Seriously man, hire someone for this shit," Miles grouses from where he's seated cross-legged on the floor, books stacked precariously all around him. "Someone hot, preferably."

"Why hire someone when I can sucker you into doing it for free?" Jim drawls with a very smug look on his face.

"Asshole."

"Whiny bitch."

"Why do you have so many copies of this fucking sex book, by the way? I'm starting to worry about your sanity."

Jim just smirks at him and turns back to his clipboard. "Sex sells, Enos."

"Speaking of, I better get a blowjob out of this, at least."

The look Jim gives him then is wicked. "You'll just have to wait and see."

Miles thinks about that for a minute, then mutters "Screw that," before clambering over their piles of books to tackle Jim to the ground.

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LOVE THIS.

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Hehehehehehe, I miss these boys. XDD

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DUDE THAT IS SO CUTE BUT SO HARD. XDD I've been staring at it trying to write something for DAYS now. Literally. Just staring at it. XDD

WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST HAVE SAID ZOMBIES??? XDD I'll come back to this mkay?