Comments | panksters: I wish I was British

panksters

I wish I was British

Jul 21, 2006 23:04

So there's someone for everyone or something like that. I dunno, fuck me if I know. But I think there can be two. Or three ( Read more... )

rock n' roll, drugs, sex

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ulysses_0 July 22 2006, 03:32:24 UTC

I didn't understand the cake metaphor D:

panksters July 22 2006, 05:03:08 UTC

Okay. So your safe guy, or girl in your case, is the cake. She's the whole thing, all pretty and nice looking. The icing is the hot chick. She's the one with the leather and red lipstick and the kinky sex and all that fun stuff. If you have the nice girl, you can't also have the sexy girl. Sometimes they're the same person, but usually they're not. I want my nice guy, but I really want my hot guy even more.

ulysses_0 July 22 2006, 05:07:38 UTC

XD I'm sorry, I understand it now but I can't help but make the joke

What the hell kind of cake doesn't have icing?

panksters July 22 2006, 10:41:49 UTC

Upside down cake. Coffee cake, and some crumble cakes.

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fish_lanterns July 22 2006, 14:20:34 UTC

Pfft.

Pseudo-British Pank is just as fine.

(Rockin' writing.)

panksters July 22 2006, 21:23:07 UTC

Sweet. Union Jack boxers here I come!

(I'm practically Pete Townsend)

_scottishgentry July 22 2006, 19:06:04 UTC

Hmm...I guess that's why my love life sucks. I look for that combination yet you either get a guy that's a little more feminine than you are or you get a total man whore. There has to be someone out there who's sensitive yet very sexy and can protect you.

But NO! Stupid men. This is why I'm a bitter 40-year-old woman when I'm 16.

And it's conjured up old thoughts about my recent ex. I'm going to go punch things right now.

jdgrl47 July 22 2006, 20:12:00 UTC

Awww. Don't let fuck-face ruin your outlook on men. Seriously, he's one asshole. There's a whole sea of men out there. Chin up, and all that. You said it yourself, you're 16. You have a lifetime to find your Johann duplicate perfect man.

For once, my eternal optimism has a purpose.

panksters July 22 2006, 21:24:44 UTC

Well, you have like... 30 years. It gets kinda hard to find dates when you're fifty. BUT OTHER THAN THAT YES! A WHOLE SEA!

jdgrl47 July 22 2006, 21:27:37 UTC

Well, back in the days of yore, 30 years WAS a lifetime.

And you can find dates when you're fifty.

Get a man whore.

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jdgrl47 July 22 2006, 20:09:12 UTC

Ugh, ain't that the truth. Sorry about your dilemia. I'd help... if I had any sort of experience in this type of thing. Sorreh.

Know what? You and me should run away to England together. There's bound to be awesome men there. And it seems you've got the lingo down. We're doing it.

panksters July 22 2006, 21:30:13 UTC

We should, dammit. They have all the best punk rockers anyways.