I wish I was British

Jul 21, 2006 23:04

So there's someone for everyone or something like that. I dunno, fuck me if I know. But I think there can be two. Or three ( Read more... )

rock n' roll, drugs, sex

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_scottishgentry July 22 2006, 19:06:04 UTC
Hmm...I guess that's why my love life sucks. I look for that combination yet you either get a guy that's a little more feminine than you are or you get a total man whore. There has to be someone out there who's sensitive yet very sexy and can protect you.

But NO! Stupid men. This is why I'm a bitter 40-year-old woman when I'm 16.

And it's conjured up old thoughts about my recent ex. I'm going to go punch things right now.

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jdgrl47 July 22 2006, 20:12:00 UTC
Awww. Don't let fuck-face ruin your outlook on men. Seriously, he's one asshole. There's a whole sea of men out there. Chin up, and all that. You said it yourself, you're 16. You have a lifetime to find your Johann duplicate perfect man.

For once, my eternal optimism has a purpose.

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panksters July 22 2006, 21:24:44 UTC
Well, you have like... 30 years. It gets kinda hard to find dates when you're fifty. BUT OTHER THAN THAT YES! A WHOLE SEA!

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jdgrl47 July 22 2006, 21:27:37 UTC
Well, back in the days of yore, 30 years WAS a lifetime.

And you can find dates when you're fifty.

Get a man whore.

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panksters July 22 2006, 21:32:30 UTC
What happened to those days? Oh yeah, medicine.

Match.com! If I see another match.com ad I'm going to stab my own foot.

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_scottishgentry July 23 2006, 03:19:38 UTC
My mom and her husband met on Match.com.

Never in my life have I met a man whom I detest so much as him.

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panksters July 23 2006, 05:38:30 UTC
All the more reason to burn it down. Erecting a giant statue and pissing all over it does the job too.

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