Breaking Dawn Chapter s4 and 5: Bella's Beautiful Buttsex Bakery

[panksters]

Chapter 4The wedding reception is, of course, the most perfect and beautiful thing ever. They meet Tanya and friends, who are some vampires from Alaska who DENIED to help the Cullen Bunch in the last book. Of course they're beautiful, but Wardo is not interested in them. He only has tawny, melted gold butterscotch eyes for Bella, who is so plain

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[soysauce]

Oh god i am so grossed out the only part i read in that book was when bella's baby punched it's way out of her vagina

[panksters]

I thought it was chewed out by Wardo's perfect jaw. He later cleaned it up with Orbit.

[_scottishgentry]

This had to be the funniest one so far. I can't breathe.

[panksters]

The chapter itself is golden. It's its own material.

[nezbit]

HE JUST GOT THE SEX TALK. SERIOUSLY?

SERIOUSLY?

I... didn't... oh my god.

[panksters]

Oh yeah, I wasn't fuckin around with that part. Three people had to explain sex to him before his wedding. I mean maybe of he was stuck at 9 or something, but no. What 17 year-old has never masturbated?

[nezbit]

WHAT 109 YEAR OLD VIRGIN HAS NEVER MASTURBATED IS A BETTER QUESTION

Or at least KNOWS WHAT SEX CONSISTS OF OH MY GOD I THOUGHT EDWARD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WELL READ

WHAT THE FUUUUCKmy brain.

[panksters]

Yeah like I'm SO SURE he didn't read Bram Stoker's Dracula 9_9 PLEASE EDWARD, WE KNOW YOU JUMPED ON THAT SHIT AND DRANK ITS URINE.

[hanshi]

your summaries really make my day