"Well let me give you a tour of the deep cavernous plains of my mind. In the west, you'll be expected to come across singing bonzai trees rejoicing in unison at their long expected acceptance into the EU. In the high hills in the East there are dancing celery sicks with and baby chicks with large colorful afros celebrating their peacefire after 900 ( Read more... )

Gay man to boyfriend crossing street: Hurry up ( Read more... )

Dear Fred and George Weasley from the Harry Potter movies,
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back...

I want to be on you.

Mom:So what are you going to wear the party tonight?
Me:I don't know. I asked Larissa and she said "Dress preeeeeety!"
Mom:You should! Those boys only see you as a little girl because you dress like one...with your converse and your hoodies...Me:Um ( Read more... )

Guy preferances...I feel this needed to be documented ( Read more... )

I'M LOOKING AT THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE SENDING IN FOR RPATTZ WHEN HE GOES ON ELLEN AND I AM CRYING OMGGGG

Where yo boyfrand at ( Read more... )

Scattered shadows on a wall, you watch the long light fall ( Read more... )

"i fell in love with you because of a million tiny things you never even knew you were doing. and you walk in, and you're beautiful. and you smile and look away, and everything is a little bit nicer than it was before. i'd like to curve my tired legs around your skinny waist, tuck my head into your neck, wrap my arms around you and fall asleep. You ( Read more... )

So I've decided I'm going to write a book. About my life, I guess. And not in a "Oh you are so fabulous and we are curious about your life" kind of way but an a "I'M GONNA HELP YA'LL BITCHES OUT WIT DIS BOOK" kind of way. Of course I still have some growing up to do so I'm going to wait till I'm older. But I at least should start taking notes now.

I took this quiz called "What time of day are you ( Read more... )