Ovaries - CHECK!

[pandaxian]

Yesterday a woman touched my ovaries. Her fingers actually touched my ovaries! All up on my ovaries! My baby makers got felt up! So did my uterus! I've never in my life experienced that, but my trip to the doctor yesterday was full of surprises. I was given 13 months of birth control pills, and told by the doctor that I need to stop going on and

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[pandaxian]

No idea, i've been coughing and puking. The puking is from coughing too hard though.

and babies are kinda like tumors, until they grow fingers and brains! Ooohh.. the pro-life folks are going to be lynching me for that one!

[pandaxian]

Oh... the crack... I didn't even make a connection! Maybe drugs ARE bad for you!!!

[scotteh]

No babies in your belly? Well, then I guess stephen harper is the only one eating babies these days! What are we gonna do with all these extra edible babies!??!

[pandaxian]

Start eating! EAT EAT EAT!

[stridingcloud]

So the doctor reached right into you and touched your ovaries?! YIKES!

[pandaxian]

No, it was more like that Indiana Jones where the dude punches through the guy's chest to pull out his heart. Except she didn't pull them out, she just felt around and then left them all contaminated in there.

[the_pirate_show]

She bought you dinner first, right?

[pandaxian]

She sure didn't! I was left feeling cold, used, and cheap! When it was over she laughed at me, threw a prescription for birth control at me, called me a hussy and said 'don't spend it all in one place!' and I had to pay HER!

[luxography]

Wow, so doctors offer free fistings now? Man, I *knew* I should have gone to med school... :(