Ovaries - CHECK!
Yesterday a woman touched my ovaries. Her fingers actually touched my ovaries! All up on my ovaries! My baby makers got felt up! So did my uterus! I've never in my life experienced that, but my trip to the doctor yesterday was full of surprises. I was given 13 months of birth control pills, and told by the doctor that I need to stop going on and off of them so frequently, because it could be screwing with my body. Well, at least something's screwing my body! That's what I say! Gotta get it where you can take it!
Seriously, though, i've been sick for an awful long time. Since April 30th! I finally gave in and went to see the doctor, who wasn't my usual doctor. She insisted on touching my ovaries, and sticking things in my nose. She said it never hurts to be prepared, so I went along with it. After telling me that I have no babies or tumors in my belly, and checking my lungs with her devil instruments, she prescribed me these crazy pills. Giant blue pills that I discovered are used for the treatment of bronchitis and pneumonia.
Hope I get better soon. My face hurts.
Seriously, though, i've been sick for an awful long time. Since April 30th! I finally gave in and went to see the doctor, who wasn't my usual doctor. She insisted on touching my ovaries, and sticking things in my nose. She said it never hurts to be prepared, so I went along with it. After telling me that I have no babies or tumors in my belly, and checking my lungs with her devil instruments, she prescribed me these crazy pills. Giant blue pills that I discovered are used for the treatment of bronchitis and pneumonia.
Hope I get better soon. My face hurts.