You should really watch Cashback right online. It's a short film, only running 15-20 minutes and I just did and loved it. It has the kid who played Oliver Wood from Harry Potter in it, if that's your thing. Also, there are a lot of naked ladies, if that's your thing.

At night,
with my wife
sitting on the bed,
I turn from her
to unbuckle
my belt
so she won't see
her father
unbuckling
his belt

Martin Espada, When Leather is a Whip

Sorry to those who've seen this twice. It's worth seeing.

I never knew about these things before. It's like if I get intelligent enough I'll understand all the words in my mind, and I'll know about those boys standing in the hallway, and about my Uncle Herman and my parents. But what he means is then I'm going to feel bad about it all and I might get sick in my mind.

Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes

I love this man's art.

"Come, Miss Jane, don't cry," said Bessie as she finished. She might as well have said to the fire, "don't burn!" but how could she divine the morbid suffering to which I was a prey?

Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë

PROUDEST MOMENT IN ENGLAND'S LONG HISTORY:


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Attention world,

This man is not funny:


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Stolen from ifyoudont. ( This meme really speaks to me. <3 iTunes. )

I am here to tell you a tale of the stupidest thing that has even been said in the history of mankind ( Read more... )

"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the day the night,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."
   Hamlet, William Shakespeare