"She's only 19 but HoHan is already turning into a man-eating whore! She's been linked to Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Benecio Del Toro, Jude Law, Wilmer Valderrama and Jared Leto. You can add another notch on her belt ( Read more... )

Britney Spears is fat and ugly. But you knew that already. (Hollywood Tuna)

This posting nonsense doesn't happen often, but I feel the need to brag. I must let the whole world know that I got the highest grade on the organic chemistry exam ( Read more... )

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Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because ( Read more... )

I'm updating because I have nothing better to do ( Read more... )

Dude. I havn't seen you in like, forever. You need to call me and we need to hang out. We should get together and bellydance in my basement. Or maybe go to the park and play while the gods smile down on us. :D

I misses you. :(

I'm having the best fucking day of my life, and therefore, I feel the need to update. And because I'm so fucking hyper and happy right now, this entire entry is probably going to be a bunch of random stupid shit ( Read more... )

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This has been the worst day of my life.

...ok, probably not. But it's still really bad. :(