Stupid asshole: "ya know you never told me why you all of a sudden hated me."

Dinghy: "I woke up one day and realized that all of my friends were right. You are everything that I hate about men. You're ugly, an asshole, a pig, a sleaze, a moron, and a big fucking waste of my time."

hehe. :)

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Why are there so many stupid people in this god forsaken piece of shit world? WHY?!?! WHY!?!?!

......WHY!?!?!?!?!?

Everybody shake your dreads 'cause I can't deal with man-kind right now.

Why is no one online when I'm bored. Oh yeah. It's like 4 in the morning over there. Anyway. We were supposed to leave Boracay today for San Jose but a fucking typhoon hit the island. I would be happy about this since San Jose is really fucking boring, but there's a fucking typhoon outside. So no beaches or long walks for dinghy today. :( And my ( Read more... )

yeah so like, life really sucks when your on a white sand beach and you're sick. I'm not a happy bunny. why? cause the gods hate me. who made me sick you ask? my cousins who keep stealing my beverages. yeah. and i'm sunburned. i mean crispy. it hurts to breathe. and i missed the fucking glass bottom boat trip today. and we're leaving this island ( Read more... )

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Yeah so, today Hunter (aka mr. green john deer hat) sat in front of me during the organic chem exam and during the test he definately reached into his backpack and pulled out a stack of papers so he could cheat. He had the exam on his desk and the other papers in his lap, flipping pages and looking for answers ( Read more... )

"this should prove to be a happy and gratifying day for you. Enjoy!"

That is just nonsense. My horoscope lies.

You know it's a crummy day when a 94% on the genetics exam and a 98% on a presentation doesn't make you happy.

Life sucks big fat balls.
Somebody bitch-slap some sense into me and make me stop being such a crazy, massively insane bitch.

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And for the love of all that's good and holy, somebody teach me physics.

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Shoot me. I suck at life.

1) First grade teacher's name: Ms. Dyar ( Read more... )