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AHAHAHA. --OH MY GOD. [Active]

Sep 27, 2006 21:20

Character(s): Ayame, Zim, Nobodies, Chii, Fai D. Flowright
Content: A meeting of crack. Zim and Ayame happen to be around the same area at the same time and will maybeprobablyalmostcertainly get their bums horribly defeated by Nobodies!
Setting: Auntie Unde's.
Time: Early afternoonish, I guess.
Warnings: CRACK. Stupidity. Annoyingness. Wtferism. ( Read more... )

creepers, chii, fai d. flowright, dusks, zim, sohma ayame, auntie unde's, npcs

Comments 23

deliciously_aya September 29 2006, 08:04:21 UTC

"STOP SCREAMING AT ME! I AM NOT- RUNRUNRUN. MAY DAY, MAY DAY. WE HAVE INFILTRATION!" Ayame very ... not-so-visibly panicked as the designated enemy of the Statebegan to climb up the spidery legs. Ayame reacted to this completely terrorizing situation by slithering up the remainder of the green kid's body, and then attempting to wrap itself around his head ( ... )

impendingdoomii September 29 2006, 23:32:42 UTC

This was all too confusing. The smaller white thing had traveled up to his body only to go back down again, and unless he was mistaken... was it the one that was yelling in that wo/man/s voice?! How was that even possible?! He would have liked to gape stupidly at it for an hour or so, but before he could do anything of the sort, the bigger white thing initiated its attack ( ... )

paixaonpcs September 30 2006, 00:52:10 UTC

This was a surprise.

The Dusk was currently thoroughly confused. First the long, white thing disappeared, and a person with long silver hair and peach-coloured clothes randomly appeared in its spot. The transition happened with a showy puff of smoke, but left the Dusk confused for a minute. Then, the green person with things on its head shrank to an incredibly small size. It almost looked like the green person with things on its head fell from something high up, since the sensation the Nobody felt was quite like gravity pushing on it. The Dusk backed away, calculating these new happenings ( ... )

deliciously_aya September 30 2006, 22:46:14 UTC

Ayame raised an eyebrow at all the ridiculous screaming, idly wondering if his own nonsensical babblings happened to be so annoying. ...Wait, who was he kidding? He was AYAME. His babblings were NEVER nonsensical or annoying-- if they were, he was much too loved by anyone for them to point it out. Or if they DID point it out, it was to humour him.

Because he was Ayame.

Because he was awesome.

Because he SPARKLED.

Some time during this absolutely amazing train of thought, and while he was absentmindedly watching the screaming and poking fit before him, Ayame had burst into a loud, obnoxiously annoying laugh that sounded a lot like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHA!" ...While pointing. ...And standing there. Naked ( ... )

impendingdoomii September 30 2006, 23:50:41 UTC

Zim lay there for a few more seconds, still twitching every now and then. Oh, the PAIN. He had experienced much worse before, of course (being squished by a metal claw, crushed under the boot of a Planet Jacker, beaten over the head with a giant spatula, and crashing into the Earth who knew how many times now hurt), but that didn't make it any less painful.

He emitted a loud grown, then began to hoist himself off of the ground and to his feet. Surely this enemy was worthy of him, to have knocked him down so easily! Nevermind the fact that that was mostly his fault. Unimportant! Unsteadily, he looked around for that... thing, blinking rapidly at the reappearance of that wo/man nearby. "YOU!!" he yelled, pointing at him just as accusingly as he pointed at the Dusk. "HOW DID YOU LIVE?!

"AND YOU!!!" He whirled around to face the white creature, eyes narrowed. "YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR POKING THE HEAD AND ORGANS OF ZIM!!" The four spidery legs made a reappearance, but rather than extend entirely, they merely formed an X ( ... )

paixaonpcs October 1 2006, 00:37:19 UTC

The Dusk was surprised, yet again, to see that the silvery and peach person had changed its appearance (perhaps to disguise itself?!) in a mere second and rather pleasently at that, as if watching a naked person get dressed was something fun to do on a Saturday night. It was also surprised as it turned to see that the green person with things on its head had again grown and was again shouting stupidly loudly. It was a confusing place, but now the situation had become a bit more personal.

Due to the green person with things on its head so rudely firing combusible projectiles at the simply and curious Dusk, it was now a pertinent matter of hostility. The Dusk was angry, as all it ever wanted to do was to discover and love be curious. It was never smart to approach a blabbering fool with hostiles, so, instead, the Dusk turned maliciously on the silvery person ( ... )

deliciously_aya October 1 2006, 01:55:38 UTC

"I NEVER DIED!" Sohma, Ayame NEVER died! Ever! Not once, not twice, not a billion times! He was as stubborn when it came to living as ... as ... as a really, really, really old tree. There was no way he'd go down without a fight! After all, that would be dishonourable! And Ayame had a lot of honour! ... Too much honour.

He was only mildly concern when Zim whipped out his spidery leg things-- one, because they were kind of really cool and he'd never seen anything like that before and two, because he assumed that anyone who had a weapon was capable of handling that weapon correctly. ...Oh, how wrong he was with the latter.

The moment Zim released his weapons and began to assault everything BUT the intended target, and the moment Ayame realized if he didn't start moving, he'd be injured VERY, VERY MUCH, he deeply regretted not thinking to hide somewhere. ...So he stood there, dumbfounded and pointing at the ground, his eyes widening as the white creature leaped toward him.

And he screamed. LOUDLY.

Another PYON! sound followed his ( ... )