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Character(s): Ayame, Zim, Nobodies, Chii, Fai D. Flowright
Content: A meeting of crack. Zim and Ayame happen to be around the same area at the same time and will maybeprobablyalmostcertainly get their bums horribly defeated by Nobodies!
Setting: Auntie Unde's.
Time: Early afternoonish, I guess.
Warnings: CRACK. Stupidity. Annoyingness. Wtferism. Loud people. Screaming. ...Aha. Nudity.
Ayame was disappointed. He'd expected to find scandalous underthings in this "Auntie Unde's" place, not a crazy lady who went on about things even he couldn't understand while waving inanimate objects around and insisting he buy everything that he looked at ...
"Ms. Unde, Ms. Unde~ Ms. Unde, my dear, I did not intend to buy anything other than underwear~" he chimed just before the sound of several screamed caught his attention. He turned and gazed toward the exit of the store, and headed in that direction as the poor shop owner dove into another incoherently babble'ishous speech about-- Ayame didn't know, because he'd stopped paying attention the moment he poked his head outside to see several monster-like creatures running around and generally terrorizing horribly dressed people.
STOP.
PANIC.
Ayame screamed in girlish fright and took a step back, bumping right into the crazy lady, who'd apparently been talking the whole time. Startled, he screamed once more and quickly exited the building, holding the door shut as he looked over his shoulder with a most horrified expression.
All right. He needed to stop, think, and react in brave, understanding, nonstupid way. There was nothing bad about these creatures, except their penchant for terrorizing people, being ugly, attacking, and being generally hostile. Really hostile, as in kind of REALLY not nice, what, with the way they were chasing people and picking fights and all.
"I CAN DEAL WITH THIS!"
Content: A meeting of crack. Zim and Ayame happen to be around the same area at the same time and will maybeprobablyalmostcertainly get their bums horribly defeated by Nobodies!
Setting: Auntie Unde's.
Time: Early afternoonish, I guess.
Warnings: CRACK. Stupidity. Annoyingness. Wtferism. Loud people. Screaming. ...Aha. Nudity.
Ayame was disappointed. He'd expected to find scandalous underthings in this "Auntie Unde's" place, not a crazy lady who went on about things even he couldn't understand while waving inanimate objects around and insisting he buy everything that he looked at ...
"Ms. Unde, Ms. Unde~ Ms. Unde, my dear, I did not intend to buy anything other than underwear~" he chimed just before the sound of several screamed caught his attention. He turned and gazed toward the exit of the store, and headed in that direction as the poor shop owner dove into another incoherently babble'ishous speech about-- Ayame didn't know, because he'd stopped paying attention the moment he poked his head outside to see several monster-like creatures running around and generally terrorizing horribly dressed people.
STOP.
PANIC.
Ayame screamed in girlish fright and took a step back, bumping right into the crazy lady, who'd apparently been talking the whole time. Startled, he screamed once more and quickly exited the building, holding the door shut as he looked over his shoulder with a most horrified expression.
All right. He needed to stop, think, and react in brave, understanding, nonstupid way. There was nothing bad about these creatures, except their penchant for terrorizing people, being ugly, attacking, and being generally hostile. Really hostile, as in kind of REALLY not nice, what, with the way they were chasing people and picking fights and all.
"I CAN DEAL WITH THIS!"