Calling All Super Geniuses

[space_jesus]

Are there any scientists in this city with experience in the fields of non-invasive neural interface, spatial compression, variable geometry construction, directed energy manipulation, nanotechnology, and compact or theoretical drive systems? Specialists would be preferred.

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[fuhgottaboutit]

Whoa, what?

[space_jesus]

I'm looking for people with experience with highly advanced technology. Magic probably wouldn't hurt either.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh, umm... well, Urd-neesan knows magic! I'm not really any good with that kinda thing.

[space_jesus]

That's alright. Everyone has different talents.

[mastertemplate]

I've dabbled.

[space_jesus]

In which areas?

[mastertemplate]

All of them.

[space_jesus]

I see. Do you know how to build a device to compress and then release an object the size of... say, half a sports field, so that it doesn't end up mangled beyond recognition or cause the local fabric of space to distort beyond repair?

[sigmundstyled]

Well... I know maybe an intermediate amount about fontech and it's inner workings, but... A lot of the things you've mentioned here, I've never even heard of. Sorry!

[space_jesus]

It's okay. I've never heard of fontech, so we're even. That said, if you know anything about building aircraft or ways to shrink things, that's what I'm after.