Calling All Super Geniuses

[space_jesus]

Are there any scientists in this city with experience in the fields of non-invasive neural interface, spatial compression, variable geometry construction, directed energy manipulation, nanotechnology, and compact or theoretical drive systems? Specialists would be preferred.

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[fuhgottaboutit]

Whoa, what?

[space_jesus]

I'm looking for people with experience with highly advanced technology. Magic probably wouldn't hurt either.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh, umm... well, Urd-neesan knows magic! I'm not really any good with that kinda thing.

[space_jesus]

That's alright. Everyone has different talents.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Ohh... [nod nod]

So, like, mine is to show up late an' forget stuff.

[space_jesus]

Don't feel bad for being normal. I can't tell you how many times I've wished I was.

[fuhgottaboutit]

............

... Y'know ... now that I think about it, I don't think anybody's ever called me that before.

[space_jesus]

I'm glad I could be the first, then.