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[paints_it_black]

...I've just spent... All night... Cleaning up my fucking dorm room.

I know exactly who did this, and when I get my hands on you, you will fucking regret it. You have crossed the line.

Now I'm going to pack up whatever isn't ripped to shreds or goddamn painted on. I'm suddenly very glad that I got invited out of this place until Wednesday. I can'

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[sand_tanuki]

Why are you cleaning your dorm room?

[paints_it_black]

Because an oh-so-loving relative of mine fucking trashed it. I know he did it.

[sand_tanuki]

Who?

[paints_it_black]

My cousin. I knew the present he gave me was too weird, even for him...

[red_fang_inu]

Huh. It's called anger management.

[paints_it_black]

No thanks.

[red_fang_inu]

Blood in blood out. Just make sure you can put your fists where your mouth is.

[paints_it_black]

I am quite able to, I assure you. What are you getting at.

[foxy_crooner]

Smile and sing a happy song. Good times are coming your way?

[violent_pulse]

Are you a fortune cookie now?

[foxy_crooner]

Well I always end 'in bed'?

[violent_pulse]

Fortune cookies end up in the garbage bin.

[30mph]

Something happened to your room, baby cousin?

[paints_it_black]

.........I'm going to fucking tear you apart.

[30mph]

Me? Whatever for?

[paints_it_black]

You know exactly what. I know it was you.

[oriental_dragon]

...Oh dear. D8

[paints_it_black]

A little convenient, don't you think.

[oriental_dragon]

...What are you implying?

[paints_it_black]

...You come out of nowhere offering me a birthday gift, and while it's carried out, my room is thoroughly trashed.

I think it's rather obvious what I'm implying.