. . . . . . .

[paints_it_black]

...I've just spent... All night... Cleaning up my fucking dorm room.

I know exactly who did this, and when I get my hands on you, you will fucking regret it. You have crossed the line.

Now I'm going to pack up whatever isn't ripped to shreds or goddamn painted on. I'm suddenly very glad that I got invited out of this place until Wednesday. I can'

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[foxy_crooner]

Smile and sing a happy song. Good times are coming your way?

[violent_pulse]

Are you a fortune cookie now?

[foxy_crooner]

Well I always end 'in bed'?

[violent_pulse]

Fortune cookies end up in the garbage bin.

[foxy_crooner]

...

Sakura. My heart.

[violent_pulse]

Aw. You know I love you, my little fortune cookie.

[foxy_crooner]

Oi, I ain't little! Haven't been little since ways back when and I ain't little now.

[paints_it_black]

Oh. Hah. You're hilarious.

[foxy_crooner]

Glad you notice. Ain't you gonna fill in the blanks, though?

[paints_it_black]

...What blanks.

[foxy_crooner]

The part where all your shit got fucked up.

Translation: When all your stuff got trashed.

[paints_it_black]

...While I was sparring. I came home to it. There's... Crayon on my cieling.

I'm sure you'd find this all genuinely goddamn amusing. Go ahead, moron. Give us a giggle.

[foxy_crooner]

You can cram those ceiling doodles up your ass, jackass. I was just curious about who would even bother crawling into your shit apartment.

[paints_it_black]

(( ooc: ....|D D-did you break pretty good? ))

Well apparently someone bothered, idiot, and I will take care of him and his accomplices myself. Stay out of it.

[foxy_crooner]

Woah so Uchiha grew the big balls now. What crawled up your ass and died, huh? Taking care of it wouldn't mean a good smack and run would it? 'Cause we both know how good you are at that.

[paints_it_black]

. . . I just didn't want to stick around to sit through your crying.