Oneshot - The Wonders of Chungrish
Title: The Wonders of Chungrish
Focus: Yoochun
Rating: G
500 words.
Genre: Comedy/Humour
A/N: Spurred off from a convo with
mitzuki_chan. Credits to
rina_ah for giving me awesome ideas. And coffeemilk23 for laughing. Yay. ♥
Yoochun likes to take his time going through fan gifts. He gets lots of letters (with scary confessions, like that one he received saying, 'OPPA, I LOVE YOUR RAINBOW POO. I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. MARRY ME?' in rainbow font and glitter) and food (that disappears the next day. Yoochun figures it's probably Changmin, but he has never caught him in action, so he can't blame it all on him yet) and the occasional pieces of clothing (flip flops, flip flops, flip flops… and boxers). He receives a pair of pajamas one day.
"Aww, cute," Yoochun smiles after quickly scanning over the front of the t-shirt and folds them neatly, placing them on his bedside counter, deciding to wear them later that night.
When he does put them on after his shower, he nods to himself in front of the mirror, satisfied with how it fit.
He then heads to the kitchen in search for something to eat and finds Junsu and Changmin devouring a bucket of ice cream.
"Hey," Yoochun says and opens the fridge, peering into various tupperware boxes.
"Hey, Chunnie," Junsu waves. Changmin just ignores the other and continues shoving ice cream down his throat.
"New pajamas?" Junsu asks.
"Yeah," Yoochun smiles. "From a fan. Cute, huh?"
"Turn around! I want to see what it says on the front!" Junsu says excitedly.
Yoochun turns around and points at his shirt, "It says 'Good morning!'"
Changmin and Junsu both burst out in laughter.
Yoochun laughs along too, at first. But then the laughing gets out of control and he's really confused because he has no idea what's so funny.
"Uh, I don't get it anymore," he says. "What's so funny?"
"Wow, hyung. English fail," Changmin manages to say after two whole minutes of rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.
"Yoochun, your fan speaks Chungrish!" Junsu cackles.
"...Right..." Yoochun nods and grabs a pudding cup from the fridge. "Ok, I'm off to bed, you freaks. 'Night."
"Night," they chorus.
He walks down the hall and hears the two continue to laugh. He tries his best to ignore it.
("I don't think he noticed," Junsu giggles.
"Yeah," Changmin snickers. "That's the hilarious part.")
Yoochun enters his bedroom to find Jaejoong on his laptop, headphones placed on either sides of his head, clicking around on the internet.
"Hey," he says.
Jaejoong looks up and takes off his headphones, "Hey. Oh, are those new pajamas?"
Yoochun smiles, "Yeah. A fan sent them to me."
"Haha, so she did that on purpose, huh?"
"...Did what?" Yoochun asks.
Jaejoong raises an eyebrow and points at the other man's chest, "The English fail."
"What?" Yoochun stares down at his shirt. "It says 'Good morning!'"
Jaejoong laughs, "Yeah..."
"Wait," Yoochun squints at the upside down letters. "I'll be right back."
He rushes to the washroom and stands in front of the mirror, reading his shirt carefully.
"...Good... mor-" Yoochun reads. "Oh."
It said “Good moron”.
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Comments are win and make me happy. :)
Masterlist: here
Focus: Yoochun
Rating: G
500 words.
Genre: Comedy/Humour
A/N: Spurred off from a convo with
mitzuki_chan. Credits to
rina_ah for giving me awesome ideas. And coffeemilk23 for laughing. Yay. ♥
Yoochun likes to take his time going through fan gifts. He gets lots of letters (with scary confessions, like that one he received saying, 'OPPA, I LOVE YOUR RAINBOW POO. I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. MARRY ME?' in rainbow font and glitter) and food (that disappears the next day. Yoochun figures it's probably Changmin, but he has never caught him in action, so he can't blame it all on him yet) and the occasional pieces of clothing (flip flops, flip flops, flip flops… and boxers). He receives a pair of pajamas one day.
"Aww, cute," Yoochun smiles after quickly scanning over the front of the t-shirt and folds them neatly, placing them on his bedside counter, deciding to wear them later that night.
When he does put them on after his shower, he nods to himself in front of the mirror, satisfied with how it fit.
He then heads to the kitchen in search for something to eat and finds Junsu and Changmin devouring a bucket of ice cream.
"Hey," Yoochun says and opens the fridge, peering into various tupperware boxes.
"Hey, Chunnie," Junsu waves. Changmin just ignores the other and continues shoving ice cream down his throat.
"New pajamas?" Junsu asks.
"Yeah," Yoochun smiles. "From a fan. Cute, huh?"
"Turn around! I want to see what it says on the front!" Junsu says excitedly.
Yoochun turns around and points at his shirt, "It says 'Good morning!'"
Changmin and Junsu both burst out in laughter.
Yoochun laughs along too, at first. But then the laughing gets out of control and he's really confused because he has no idea what's so funny.
"Uh, I don't get it anymore," he says. "What's so funny?"
"Wow, hyung. English fail," Changmin manages to say after two whole minutes of rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.
"Yoochun, your fan speaks Chungrish!" Junsu cackles.
"...Right..." Yoochun nods and grabs a pudding cup from the fridge. "Ok, I'm off to bed, you freaks. 'Night."
"Night," they chorus.
He walks down the hall and hears the two continue to laugh. He tries his best to ignore it.
("I don't think he noticed," Junsu giggles.
"Yeah," Changmin snickers. "That's the hilarious part.")
Yoochun enters his bedroom to find Jaejoong on his laptop, headphones placed on either sides of his head, clicking around on the internet.
"Hey," he says.
Jaejoong looks up and takes off his headphones, "Hey. Oh, are those new pajamas?"
Yoochun smiles, "Yeah. A fan sent them to me."
"Haha, so she did that on purpose, huh?"
"...Did what?" Yoochun asks.
Jaejoong raises an eyebrow and points at the other man's chest, "The English fail."
"What?" Yoochun stares down at his shirt. "It says 'Good morning!'"
Jaejoong laughs, "Yeah..."
"Wait," Yoochun squints at the upside down letters. "I'll be right back."
He rushes to the washroom and stands in front of the mirror, reading his shirt carefully.
"...Good... mor-" Yoochun reads. "Oh."
It said “Good moron”.
---
Comments are win and make me happy. :)
Masterlist: here