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[padfoot_lion]

THEY BLOODY SHAVED ME!!!

I wake up and those...those PRATS had shaved me! And when I say shaved, I mean SHAVED! Everywhere.....EVERYWHERE.

Oh the revenge I have in mind is going to be sooooo sweet....Soooo sooooo sweet....

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[shabby_marauder]

I... hope that I'm not involved in this revenge plan...?

This prank war is going to be interesting... like two wars in one...

[minniemcgee]

You can officially report that, you know.

[effingsexy]

Why? I'm sure he'll look just as bad without the hair as he did with it. It's no use reporting something that attempted to make him look more attractive.

[minniemcgee]

As Head Girl, it is my duty to remind students that they can report pranks -- should report pranks, actually.

[effingsexy]

Then I'm sure he's receiving his own punishment right now.

[flying_stag]

I told you, it makes your penis look bigger.

[dreamily_gifted]

DOES it? That's very interesting. Oh, he does mean everywhere, then?

[flying_stag]

Yes, everywhere. And that's what the magazine claimed, though that's not why we did it. We had to get rid of his fleas, you see. They were in Peter's bed.

[dreamily_gifted]

Oh, yes. Those definitely must go. You also have to be careful because they could end up being Nargles. I would say that perhaps the fleas wound up in Peter's bed because of Nargles, but, I seriously suspect a person behind that... The school seems to be quite lively already this year. Couple of my things have taken off again.

[youngmissblack]

Some friends.
I'll remind you that every time I tried to do something to you as kids, I left you the chance to fight back!
Usually.

[flying_stag]

What would a Slytherin know about friendship?

[youngmissblack]

Quite alot, thank you. Slytherin happens to be the House that shows you your true friends, doesn't it? Are you going to argue with the Sorting Hat, Potter? I know you're used to arguing on losing sides, but that would be a bit much, no?

[flying_stag]

The Sorting Hat is a bit cracked, if you ask me. And it might show you your true friends, but only because your true friends consist of the one person who hasn't the wits to stab you in the back until your innards turn to mush. So yes, if you want one true friend and dozens of backstabbing prats, then Slytherin is the place for you.

[dreamily_gifted]

That does sound awful...