Okay, I know there was somebody on my flist who was saying something about wanting to see Obama related newspaper headlines, but I can't remember who. I went back through my flist a ways but couldn't find the entry, so, yeah. I'm sure some of you will be interested in this anyway.

Approximately 700 Newspaper front pages from around the world ( Read more... )

Fighting the (still lingering) jet lag so I can watch the acceptance speech. I don't know what timezone I'm in.

This is so awesome. I'm glad I forced myself to stay awake for it. Tops work, champs.

Now, to wait for the acceptance speech so I can tell someone else's grandkids that I was watching.

People keep telling me not to allow the negatives impact on my stay (shitty landlords, rude people, no water pressure, people spitting everywhere), but... someone's used the fire escape as a toilet. There's shit and vomit over the top step by the door ( Read more... )

So, I woke before dawn again. Not hard when dawn is 8am. Have been waiting for hours for the washing machine to be free so I can go figure out how to use it ( Read more... )

So, I got my 'I just moved to the other side of the world' tattoo. It can be viewed here as I can't be bothered resizing it again so it'll fit ( Read more... )

So, this is just conjecture, but I think the Canadians I've met are angry because the coffee is sooooo bad. And powdered dairy creamer is the work of the devil. I mean, who does that shit to themselves? They'd be better off injecting smack into their eyeballs. It's foul, noxious stuff that I wouldn't subject my worst enemy to ( Read more... )

So. Am in Toronto. And planning to go back to Vancouver ( Read more... )

The internet has gone down in the hotel. I am jetlagged. It's 20 past 3 and I went to bed at 12:20. I'm currently stealing from someone without proper security. The only one out of 30 networks in the area ( Read more... )

7:00pm Taiwan Time;
9:00pm AEST:I just bought an $85 cup of the world's shittest coffee ( Read more... )

Two things I'm using to distract myself from panicking.

1.

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
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2. ( It's a baby panda! And it sneezes! )