I'm back from holiday and still catching up on what I've missed, but I have signed up for the DVD commentary challenge.

If anyone out there feels like commenting on any of my stories, please help yourselves! I'll be amazed and delighted.

I have *lots* other people's stories I want to write commentaries for, but I'll wait to claim until I'm more ( Read more... )

I've often wondered where Jack Sparrow learned his legal Latin. Now I know.

The Codex Iustinianus - with naughty pictures.

Might be work safe if your colleagues don't tend to scrutinise illuminated manuscripts.

A charming domestic scene, in which Jack, Elizabeth and Small William prepare for Will's arrival at Shipwreck Cove.

Previously posted as part of Jack the Hero, (NC-17) but now in a post of its own to catch readers who didn't fancy Jack Sparrow and Bill Turner going at it like rabbits. Obviously canon willabeth, but plenty of sparrabeth, ( Read more... )

Another look at The Return of the Flying Dutchman, this time from Jack’s point of view.

Can be read on its own or as a late sequel to my Truths and Lies stories.

Characters: Jack, Bootstrap, Elizabeth, Small William
Rating: NC-17 slash with shedloads of ANGST
Author: p0wdermonkey    
Disclaimer: Not mine. I do not profit. Quite the opposite.
Beta: viva_gloria     ( Read more... )

A shoreline ceremony leads to several returns from the dead.
Can be read on its own or as a late sequel to my Truths and Lies stories.

Characters: Will (narrating at last!), Jack, Bootstrap, Elizabeth, Teague
Rating: PG-13
Author: p0wdermonkey 
Disclaimer: Not mine. I do not profit. Quite the opposite.
Beta reading and expert comma logistics: viva_gloria

For those who’ve ( Read more... )

Sensible people will just get on and work out their own compromises. But if you're as obsessed as I am with Truths and Lies continuity, you'll need to install the following compliance patches:

• The night in Truths 1 and 2, when Jack ended up telling Elizabeth and Will about Bill, happened sometime between COTBP and DMC. The shackles were an ( Read more... )

Ten linked drabbles and double drabbles.

Characters: Jack, Barbossa

Author: ( Read more... )

Characters: Jack, Barbossa, Jack the monkey, Tia Dalma, Bill Turner
Rating: suitable for all.  Anything that still looks dodgy is your own problem.
Disclaimer: not mine
Unbetaed

Goats and Monkeys, a Jack and Hector Book for Beginning Readers

Hector is sewing.  He hears a noise.

Look out, Hector!  The monkey is taking your drink!

“Naughty ( Read more... )

Pairing/characters:  Bill Turner, Mrs. Turner, OCs, glimpse of Jack Sparrow
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own Bill Turner.  Owning people is wrong.

Bill is glum to be gay.  Reading this may cause deep depression or falling about laughing.  Please tell me which! 
Thanks to
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Oh, here’s to the feet that have walked the plank,
Yo ho! for the dead man’s throttle,
And here’s to the corpses floating round in the tank,
And the dead man’s teeth in the bottle.

With a pound of gunshot tied to his feet,
And a ragged bit of sail for a winding sheet;
Then the signal goes with a bang and a flash,
And overboard you go with ( Read more... )